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Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
Why was the phyllite under so much pressure to arrive to the meeting early?
Is chert made of silica?
I was being criticized by my colleagues for granting my students too many extensions…
I thought I could coast through a class on physical oceanography...
Why was the paloentologist nostalgic for the Pre-Cambrian?
As a geologist, do you ever feel like an island subsiding into a sea of bad puns?
How did the evaporite get so many dates?
What kind of volcano provides the best defense?
How did King John prevent any volcanoes from erupting in England?
Why did the doctor wrap her patient's broken arm in yeast?
What did the country rock say when a batholith showed up at its house for dinner unannounced?
I was going to hire someone to fix the sinkhole in my back yard…
What did the geologist add to her salad to provide more crunch?
Who was the host of the Geology version of Reading Rainbow?
Why didn't the aquifer buy the turtleneck made of shale?
Why did the bedrock break up with his glacier girlfriend?
Why are rivers so boring when they give lectures?
What did the pirate say when he first saw Iceland's glacier-covered volcanoes?
What's the best landform to use for keeping rhythm?
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