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| That's nice, Willow. And you went mental when? | |
| How about because you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu? | |
| It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big. | |
| The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got dog racing, Manchester united, and you’ve got people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs. | |
| I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws. | |
| And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet. | |
| You're my Slayer. Go knock his teeth down his throat. | |
| What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked women. Naked girls. Naked Buffy. Oh stop me. | |
| Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away. | |
| Come on, now! It's telly time! 'Passions' is on! Timmy's down a bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll...
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| Stop, whatever you're doing. You smell like fruit roll-ups. | |
| You never train with me anymore. He's going to kick your ass.
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| Besides, when is there any 'us two'? You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one. | |
| We'll walk into that cave with you two attacking me and that funny drunk drooling on my shoe. | |
| I'll be fine. I think I've figured out how to steer by gesturing emphatically. | |
| The king of cups expects a picnic... //giggles// but this is not his birthday.
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| It's code. I think it breaks down to 'choo-choo!' | |
| “'Beneath me.' I'll show her. Six bloody feet beneath me. Hasn't got a death wish? Bitch won't need one.” | |
| 'Your one-stop spot to shop for all your occult needs.' Catchy. | |
| Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. | |
| | Quote | Character |
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| Stop touching my magic bone! | |
| Sensible! You think it's sensible for me to go down into that pit of cotton-top hell, and let them hippity-hop all over my vulnerable flesh? | |
| Are you kidding? It was like a meat party in my mouth. Okay, now I'm just a kid, and even *I* know that came out wrong | |
| I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are. What you do. | |
| If you get killed I’m telling. | |
| Hey, party in my eye socket, everyone’s invited! | |
| I used to be a respected watcher, now I’m a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. | |
| Yes. We will defend it with his very life. | |
| are we going to discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall? | |
| I have swimmers ear! | |
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