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'(in Russian) Captain, we've lost the others.'
'The answer's buried here somewhere. The Captain will find it.'
'Halt! Oh, you lucky, lucky people.'
'Psst! Do you want to talk about it?'
'Well, here we are. Hedgewick's World.'
'Two minutes to curtain up! Come on!'
'Rory! Rory, it's starting!'
'Police, please. Hello? Yes. I know who did it. Who did it all. I figured it out.'
'This is the story of our planet, Earth.'
'Duty Officer, please. Urgent.'
'There we are. Home.'
'Oh, Doctor, I thought you were dead.'
'First, there were the Daleks. And then, there was a man who fought them.'
'Doctor Tyler, is it?'
'What can happen on an average beautiful day? You never know.'
'Sneed and Company offer their sincerest condolences, sir, in this most trying hour.'
'Life with the Doctor was like this.'
'You will be sure that nobody disturbs him, won't you?'
'It was on the planet Skaro that my old enemy the Master was finally put on trial.'
'The tide's out.'
'What is it? What's happening?'
'Orchestrations were arranged by Sir Rodney Fenning, and Dame Eve English is a member of the Kings Lynn Players. So tune in again next week for more from the What's My Line team.'
'Doctor! Doctor, the trap!'
'You're a clumsy, ham-fisted idiot.'
'What? What? What? Right.'
'Vincent, can you hear me? Please.'
'What's wrong? Man wounded. Wake him.'
'Perhaps we've landed on top of something.'
'I've brought you your dinner and your copy of the Times.'
'Just where do you think you're going?'
'Oh, lights. Oh, that’s better. Ah, good!'
'Hi. What can I get you?'
'And it's another beautiful day in London. There are reports of sunspot activity and solar flares causing interference across all radio signals so apologies for that.'
'Make your decision, Mister Smith.'
'No, Amy, it's definitely not the fifth moon of Cindie Colesta. I think I can see a Ryman's.'
'Thawn, I saw your landing. How did things go on Delta Magna?'
'The Ood. They came from distant worlds.'
It's so cool.'
'It's a beautiful day.'
'Bye, then. Lovely meeting you. Sorry about the mess.'
'Citizen Cordo, District Four?'
'Space lane traffic is advised to stay away from Sol Three, also known as Earth.'
'What a brain. Oh ho. What a brain.'
'Well, the cargo shuttle has arrived at last.'
' Any radiation, Doctor?'
'Rook to bishop's four. I saw Capablanca make that move against Alekhine in 1927.'
'Well done, Mabel. Well done, Alfie. Good girl, Tabitha.'
'Get down! Did they see you?'
'Twenty soneds to warp thrust. Confirmed.'
'Oh, we've stopped. We're there, Nyssa. Get the Doctor, will you?'
'Right then, Rose Tyler, you tell me. Where do you want to go?'
'Have you got everything? I've got everything, don't worry.'
'Class three one nine six in the first grade. The names of the first selected candidates are, male, Abu-Gond!'
'Good heavens!'
'Not him again. Yeah.'
'The Satanic Nebula.'
'Now, just a moment.'
'Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one. Marcus Aurelius.'
'Papa! Papa! Papa!'
'There's no way out of this. We're going to die here. '
'Thank heavens for that! We've made it. Haven't we?'
'Close your eyes, and tell me what you see.'
'Argh. What's happening? I wonder if we'll get back. Yes, one day. Argh.'
'Doctor! Doctor!'
'Oh, ho, ho!'
'Come on, out of the way. Move yourself, please. Coming through. That's it.'
'Where are we? Earth again.'
'He's going to choke. Doctor!'
'Let's take a look down here. Look at the state of it.'
'The Doctor will save me. The Doctor will save me.'
'Twenty five mps. One million miles. Mass, variable.'
'Come on. Stop struggling.'
'Hello, hello. Hello, Earth. We have a terrible decision to make.'
'Jamie! Jamie! The doors! We've got to close the doors! Can you do it?'
'Mister Chang. Wonderful, wonderful. Words fail me, sir. Words quite fail me.'
'You are the leader, Andor. It is for you to decide. But there can be but one punishment for such a heresy. Banishment.'
'We are under attack! There are creatures I don't even think they're human. We can't stop them.'
'Come now, Father. You should know better. You're not welcome here, and especially not today.'
'Out of my way! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!'
'How long have I been gone?'
'Once, there was a planet, much like any other, and unimportant. This planet sent the universe a message.'
'Solar flare activity has increased across space lanes five, five, six and all commercial flights are advised to avoid--'
'Yegros Alpha, atavistic therapy on primitive asteroid. Zaakros, galaxy's largest flora collection. Zeen Four, historical re-enactments. Catalogue ends, mistress.'
'Hey, Doctor, it's all right. It worked.'
'It is the time of selection, my lord.'
'Doctor. Chameleon circuit.'
'Oh, smell that air! Grass and lemonade. And a little bit of mint.'
'Go to your room.'
'What the hell was that?'
'Her face was like a winter's moon that lights the traveller's way. Her smile was like a summer bloom that bursts then fades away.'
'How are we looking?'
'(French) And one degree. How are you reading?'
'Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future.'
'Where's mother? She's busy.'
'Danger. This is a warning. A warning to the whole world.'
'One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties.'
'I've checked the figures. I've checked them again and again. Always the same result. The design is not safe.'
'A 1929 Humber 16/50 open tourer, Imperial model. Do you realise this car has the same chassis as the three and a half litre Humber Super Snipe?'
'Mayday. Mayday.'
'No, not yet. One of them may be the King. Follow them and listen to them.'
'Ra, ra, rum, rum, da, ra! Ra, ra, da, dum, da ,dah. La Donna e mobile, ra, ra, ra, rum, da, dah.'
'Darling. Oh, my love. Don't go.'
'I, I remember now. I must, I must kill. Must kill. Must kill.'
'Ah. Welcome, Doctor.'
'I don't know what's wrong though. She's sort of queasy. Indigestion, like she didn't want to land.'
'As you come into this world, something else is also born.'
'I am prepared.'
'Spread out! Get down!'
'We seem to be ahead of schedule, Secker.'
'Come on, Charles. We've got enough samples, surely.'
'Now then. Where were we?'
'You have made your choice?'
'So this is N-space.'
'Ere, Reuben. Come and look, quick.'
'His face, his hair, look at it.'
'Clara! '
'Must've been made by a giant. What do you make of this?'
'Okay, left. Sharp turn! Okay, right. No, no, no, I mean left. No, sorry, right, right. I definitely meant right.'
'I told you it'd work! '
'(Italian) Who the heck are you? Well?'
'People of Earth, you stand alone.'
'Thank you. Better cash up then.'
'I'm lost. Please, can you help me?'
'Nothing. How does this thing work?'
'There we are. Well, what do you think?'
'Mister Chesterton? Ian Chesterton?'
'Salutations! This is Sally Calypso with the traffic news at ten fifteen.'
'Gently. Be careful. That's it.'
'Leave the girl. It's the man I want.'
'So this is one of the last paintings Van Gogh ever painted.'
'You were quick, Condo. Were there no survivors?'
'Welcome! Welcome to your new Master!'
'Take a punt.'
'Well, come on, make your mind up. Has the TARDIS brought us home or not?'
'But who is this creature with terrible claws, terrible teeth in his terrible jaws?'
'Jamie! The TARDIS!'
'Hello, Mum. Susie says hello, don't you, sweetheart? That's it. Give a little wave.'
'Aristotle, this is Wasp Delta, do you hear me? Stay with me, Kai.'
'This is a preliminary warning. Preliminary warning. Prepare phase one base evacuation procedure. Phase one evacuation.'
'Well? We're not where we're supposed to be.'
'Open fire! We're stabilising.'
'Arrived, have we?'
'This is Captain Urquhart again.'
'Well, I suggest before we go outside and explore, let us clean ourselves up.'
'Ben? Ben? Are you there, Ben?'
'Welcome back, sir. What's the news?'
'What a place. Where are we? Earth?'
'Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died.'
'Clara. Clara! '
'Yes, I think I can say that I know just exactly where we are.'
'It seems to be all right.'
'He has a strange sickness. Can you not help him?'
'What's he done? Doctor, do something!'
'Good morning, Adipose Industries.'
'The Panopticon.'
'It's a flying beastie!'
'Private journal of Captain Jonathan Moran, 21st November 2119. We have located a craft of unknown origin on the lake floor.'
'Signora, your school offers a chance for betterment, escape.'
'Where are we now? The TARDIS, where else?'
'New York. The city of a million stories. Half of them are true. The other half just haven't happened yet.'
'Dave, your dinner's on the table!'
'Are you are sure the Master knows?'
'If I have not returned in an hour, you must fetch the police.'
'Take no prisoners! Kill them all!'
'When are we going to get modern equipment? Proper battleships? When are we going to fight again?'
'Deadly to humans, maybe.'
'Alastair, Alastair?'
'Is the local radiation completely absorbed?'
'Master? It works, K9. It works. Listen, I've got a little surprise for you.'
'The prototype has passed every test, sir. It's working.'
'Peter Alan Tyler: my dad. The most wonderful man in the world.'
'Oh, my head. Time travel without a capsule. That's a killer.'
'Peter gave himself for lost and shed big tears, but his sobs were overheard by some friendly sparrows who flew to him in great excitement and implored him to exert himself.'
'Look at that!'
'Ancient Rome. Well, not for them, obviously. To all intents and purposes, right now, this is brand new Rome.'
'There. Come one, Victoria, out you get.'
'Going to manual.'
'Dear Santa. Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish.'
'Now welcome folks, I'm sure you'd like to know, we're at the start of one big circus show. There are acts that are cool and acts that amaze.'
'What do you think? Too small to be a hunter-killer.'
'Oh, don't just sit there, Eustace, say something.'
'Dervish! Dervish!'
'It looks like Dracula's castle.'
'Walter, don't you want to go and play with the other boys and girls? They're very nice.'
'These humans will become like me. Prepare them for hybridisation.'
'Right, let's put these two together and go and find the third. Er. Oh, I see.'
'Good afternoon. Hot chestnuts. Chestnuts.'
'Come here, Jamie. Look at that.'
'Here's a funny thing. Here's a funny thing.'
'Signal is genuine. Signal is genuine. Zero bravo.'
'This sheep has been dead a year. Are they trying to poison me?'
'Come on, Roskal.'
'Hey, turn that down. Turn it off, Stevo. Turn that off! John, shut up!'
'Oh, my stars. Are you all right?'
'What do you want? The nurse sent me, sir.'
'Enough! This is a poor welcome, my lord.'
'Will it be me, Uncle?'
'Start the clock. '
'Look, Doctor, look. There's the swimming pool, right at the very top of the building. Oh, it's wonderful.'
'I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved, that you'll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn't a time for lies.'
'Would all passengers please return to their seats and fasten their safety belts? We are experiencing slight turbulence.'
'Doctor, come on, will you? Look!'
'I shall miss them, Doctor.'
'Can't we shut that ruddy thing up?'
'It's fine. Everything's fine. Nothing's wrong, all fine. Excuse me.'
'Highly satisfactory.'
'When I was a child, my favourite story was about a man who lived forever, but whose eyes were heavy with the weight of all he'd seen. A man who fell from the stars.'
'It is said that in the final days of planet Earth, everyone had bad dreams.'
'We can't just leave her.'
'Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!'
'Lost? I am never, ever lost.'
'Our greatest enemies have left the planet Xeros. They are once again in time and space.'
' Well, I suppose you know where you are, my dear.'
'Yep? Base checking. You all right out there?'
'Turbulence centre, vector seven. Scan commencing now.'
'Over here! Move in! Path! He's heading to the path! This way! Over here!'
'Positions. Night, boys.'
'You ready, K9?'
'There we go. Perfect landing. Which isn't easy in such a tight spot.'
'Check. I said, check.'
'Well, this is fantastic!'
'What news of the Doctor?'
'Come on, lads. Come on, keep it moving. Mustn't keep our lords and masters waiting.'
'Bombay Tokyo shipment activated. Bombay sending now. Tokyo receiving now.'
'Handing Zeus 4 to Polar base. Will you take control now, please?'
'We're approaching a planet.'
'It's not clear. It's not clear at all. What has gone wrong?'
'Right, there we go. Universal roaming. Never have to worry about a signal again.'
'Morning, love.'
'My name is Lucy Hayward, and I'm the last one left.'
'What's this?'
'So fill up your glasses, And join in the song. The law’s right behind you, And it won’t take long.'
'Oh, splendid! Splendid! You've got a very good band there, Barney.'
'Dear Santa. Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish.'
'Incoming salvage. Please validate. Incoming salvage. Please validate. Incoming salvage. Please validate.'
'Hey, listen, Willie. With tomorrow's supply 'cop trip, can you no send over a few haggis?'
'Eldrad, the traitor, destroyer of the barriers, sentenced to obliteration. Eldrad.'
'We've stopped. Affirmative. We've stopped dead.'
'I'm scared. This place is like a maze. Where am I supposed to be going?'
'Which way? Does it matter?'
'What the hell's it doing?'
'Something wrong?'
'Herr De Flores. Herr De Flores. Wonderful news.'
'You'd better stop the Tardis. We don't want any nasty jolts. Prion, did you say?'
'Doctor. Doctor. Doctor?'
'Mister Fibuli! Mister Fibuli! By all the x-ray storms of Vega, where is that nincompoop?'
'This is Earth cargo ship C982 on course and on schedule. We shall be entering hyperspace in fifty seconds.'
'Suspect directly ahead. Coming to you now. Over.'
'Goodnight, Frank.'
'Stop! You can't kill me.'
'Argh! Moron! Numbskull! Elf! '
' Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside, I do like to be beside the sea.'
'We're landing now, Doctor.'
'Ah, Doctor. Are you coming, or going? Or going or coming?'
'The delegate from Alpha Centauri has arrived, your Majesty. He will present his credentials to you shortly.'
'There we are, safely down.'
'You know the Doctor. You understand him. You will predict his actions.'
'What's the emergency?'
'Up. Look up.'
'Where are we, Doctor?'
'Wait in here, please, Susan. I won't be long.'
'So there's this man. He has a time machine. Up and down history he goes, zip zip zip zip zip, getting into scrapes. '
'At last, Doctor. Am I late for something?'
'So what is it? What's wrong?'
'I said, no.'
'Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights?'
'Must get the coordinates spot on. Yuck.'
'Eighty. Seventy. Sixty. Fifty. Forty.'
'You must not watch this. '
'John? John, where are you?'
'I don't believe it. What I'd give for a burger. This is the pits.'
'Whoa! '
'I wouldn’t had thought it possible, but somehow we’ve materialised, for a split second of time, and been imprisoned in some kind of force. I simply can’t break its hold.'
'Consider the Doctor. The Doctor, trapped. The Doctor, alone.'

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