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'Oh, don't just sit there, Eustace, say something.'
'Space lane traffic is advised to stay away from Sol Three, also known as Earth.'
'I, I remember now. I must, I must kill. Must kill. Must kill.'
'What a place. Where are we? Earth?'
'Well done, Mabel. Well done, Alfie. Good girl, Tabitha.'
'Look at that!'
'Ah. Welcome, Doctor.'
'Oh, ho, ho!'
It's so cool.'
'Stop! You can't kill me.'
'Mister Chang. Wonderful, wonderful. Words fail me, sir. Words quite fail me.'
'You'd better stop the Tardis. We don't want any nasty jolts. Prion, did you say?'
'Rook to bishop's four. I saw Capablanca make that move against Alekhine in 1927.'
'We're landing now, Doctor.'
'Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died.'
'One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties.'
'Can't we shut that ruddy thing up?'
'Eighty. Seventy. Sixty. Fifty. Forty.'
'Nothing. How does this thing work?'
'We can't just leave her.'
'Our greatest enemies have left the planet Xeros. They are once again in time and space.'
'Salutations! This is Sally Calypso with the traffic news at ten fifteen.'
'The delegate from Alpha Centauri has arrived, your Majesty. He will present his credentials to you shortly.'
'Master? It works, K9. It works. Listen, I've got a little surprise for you.'
'Take a punt.'
'What's he done? Doctor, do something!'
'No, not yet. One of them may be the King. Follow them and listen to them.'
'Citizen Cordo, District Four?'
'The Ood. They came from distant worlds.'
'Come on, Roskal.'
'Take no prisoners! Kill them all!'
'Police, please. Hello? Yes. I know who did it. Who did it all. I figured it out.'
'Handing Zeus 4 to Polar base. Will you take control now, please?'
'How are we looking?'
'Halt! Oh, you lucky, lucky people.'
'This is a preliminary warning. Preliminary warning. Prepare phase one base evacuation procedure. Phase one evacuation.'
'I've brought you your dinner and your copy of the Times.'
'At last, Doctor. Am I late for something?'
'Not him again. Yeah.'
'Where are we, Doctor?'
'Peter Alan Tyler: my dad. The most wonderful man in the world.'
'Oh, my head. Time travel without a capsule. That's a killer.'
'Mayday. Mayday.'
'No, Amy, it's definitely not the fifth moon of Cindie Colesta. I think I can see a Ryman's.'
'(French) And one degree. How are you reading?'
' Any radiation, Doctor?'
'It's a beautiful day.'
'Is the local radiation completely absorbed?'
'His face, his hair, look at it.'
'We are under attack! There are creatures I don't even think they're human. We can't stop them.'
'Oh, Doctor, I thought you were dead.'
'Thawn, I saw your landing. How did things go on Delta Magna?'
'There we are, safely down.'
'Are you are sure the Master knows?'
'Duty Officer, please. Urgent.'
'This is Captain Urquhart again.'
'It seems to be all right.'
'Hello, hello. Hello, Earth. We have a terrible decision to make.'
'You ready, K9?'
'Peter gave himself for lost and shed big tears, but his sobs were overheard by some friendly sparrows who flew to him in great excitement and implored him to exert himself.'
'Up. Look up.'
'Sneed and Company offer their sincerest condolences, sir, in this most trying hour.'
'Okay, left. Sharp turn! Okay, right. No, no, no, I mean left. No, sorry, right, right. I definitely meant right.'
'Rory! Rory, it's starting!'
'Clara! '
'The Satanic Nebula.'
'You will be sure that nobody disturbs him, won't you?'
'Now then. Where were we?'
'Bye, then. Lovely meeting you. Sorry about the mess.'
'Where are we? Earth again.'
'How long have I been gone?'
'He has a strange sickness. Can you not help him?'
'First, there were the Daleks. And then, there was a man who fought them.'
'Check. I said, check.'
'There. Come one, Victoria, out you get.'
'Class three one nine six in the first grade. The names of the first selected candidates are, male, Abu-Gond!'
'Good morning, Adipose Industries.'
'Danger. This is a warning. A warning to the whole world.'
'Hey, Doctor, it's all right. It worked.'
'Make your decision, Mister Smith.'
'Oh, my stars. Are you all right?'
'Ra, ra, rum, rum, da, ra! Ra, ra, da, dum, da ,dah. La Donna e mobile, ra, ra, ra, rum, da, dah.'
'Just where do you think you're going?'
'Signora, your school offers a chance for betterment, escape.'
'Papa! Papa! Papa!'
'Doctor, come on, will you? Look!'
'I shall miss them, Doctor.'
'Suspect directly ahead. Coming to you now. Over.'
'Let's take a look down here. Look at the state of it.'
'Hey, listen, Willie. With tomorrow's supply 'cop trip, can you no send over a few haggis?'
'Doctor! Doctor!'
'Good heavens!'
'Doctor. Doctor. Doctor?'
'When I was a child, my favourite story was about a man who lived forever, but whose eyes were heavy with the weight of all he'd seen. A man who fell from the stars.'
'What news of the Doctor?'
'Spread out! Get down!'
'Come on, lads. Come on, keep it moving. Mustn't keep our lords and masters waiting.'
'Dear Santa. Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish.'
'Dave, your dinner's on the table!'
'Out of my way! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!'
'It is said that in the final days of planet Earth, everyone had bad dreams.'
'Hi. What can I get you?'
'Walter, don't you want to go and play with the other boys and girls? They're very nice.'
'Doctor Tyler, is it?'
'Well? We're not where we're supposed to be.'
'We've stopped. Affirmative. We've stopped dead.'
'Well, here we are. Hedgewick's World.'
'Come on, Charles. We've got enough samples, surely.'
'It's not clear. It's not clear at all. What has gone wrong?'
'I'm lost. Please, can you help me?'
'Must get the coordinates spot on. Yuck.'
'Her face was like a winter's moon that lights the traveller's way. Her smile was like a summer bloom that bursts then fades away.'
'What? What? What? Right.'
'So there's this man. He has a time machine. Up and down history he goes, zip zip zip zip zip, getting into scrapes. '
'Positions. Night, boys.'
'Gently. Be careful. That's it.'
'Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights?'
'Alastair, Alastair?'
'When are we going to get modern equipment? Proper battleships? When are we going to fight again?'
'Where's mother? She's busy.'
'I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved, that you'll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn't a time for lies.'
'I wouldn’t had thought it possible, but somehow we’ve materialised, for a split second of time, and been imprisoned in some kind of force. I simply can’t break its hold.'
'Well, this is fantastic!'
'Eldrad, the traitor, destroyer of the barriers, sentenced to obliteration. Eldrad.'
'Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one. Marcus Aurelius.'
'I said, no.'
'Hey, turn that down. Turn it off, Stevo. Turn that off! John, shut up!'
'What do you think? Too small to be a hunter-killer.'
'Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future.'
'Argh. What's happening? I wonder if we'll get back. Yes, one day. Argh.'
'What a brain. Oh ho. What a brain.'
'We seem to be ahead of schedule, Secker.'
' Well, I suppose you know where you are, my dear.'
'It was on the planet Skaro that my old enemy the Master was finally put on trial.'
'I don't know what's wrong though. She's sort of queasy. Indigestion, like she didn't want to land.'
'You know the Doctor. You understand him. You will predict his actions.'
'Good afternoon. Hot chestnuts. Chestnuts.'
'You're a clumsy, ham-fisted idiot.'
'Turbulence centre, vector seven. Scan commencing now.'
'My name is Lucy Hayward, and I'm the last one left.'
'Right, let's put these two together and go and find the third. Er. Oh, I see.'
'Aristotle, this is Wasp Delta, do you hear me? Stay with me, Kai.'
'Yegros Alpha, atavistic therapy on primitive asteroid. Zaakros, galaxy's largest flora collection. Zeen Four, historical re-enactments. Catalogue ends, mistress.'
'Jamie! The TARDIS!'
'The Doctor will save me. The Doctor will save me.'
'What's this?'
'You are the leader, Andor. It is for you to decide. But there can be but one punishment for such a heresy. Banishment.'
'(in Russian) Captain, we've lost the others.'
'Over here! Move in! Path! He's heading to the path! This way! Over here!'
'It's a flying beastie!'
'Come here, Jamie. Look at that.'
'Incoming salvage. Please validate. Incoming salvage. Please validate. Incoming salvage. Please validate.'
'John? John, where are you?'
'Once, there was a planet, much like any other, and unimportant. This planet sent the universe a message.'
'Where are we now? The TARDIS, where else?'
'Well, the cargo shuttle has arrived at last.'
'Have you got everything? I've got everything, don't worry.'
'Welcome back, sir. What's the news?'
'Close your eyes, and tell me what you see.'
'The tide's out.'
'Private journal of Captain Jonathan Moran, 21st November 2119. We have located a craft of unknown origin on the lake floor.'
'And it's another beautiful day in London. There are reports of sunspot activity and solar flares causing interference across all radio signals so apologies for that.'
'Ben? Ben? Are you there, Ben?'
'It's fine. Everything's fine. Nothing's wrong, all fine. Excuse me.'
'This is the story of our planet, Earth.'
'Morning, love.'
'Thank you. Better cash up then.'
'Dervish! Dervish!'
'Yep? Base checking. You all right out there?'
'Twenty five mps. One million miles. Mass, variable.'
'Twenty soneds to warp thrust. Confirmed.'
'So what is it? What's wrong?'
'So this is N-space.'
'Life with the Doctor was like this.'
'(Italian) Who the heck are you? Well?'
'Must've been made by a giant. What do you make of this?'
'I'm scared. This place is like a maze. Where am I supposed to be going?'
'New York. The city of a million stories. Half of them are true. The other half just haven't happened yet.'
'Now welcome folks, I'm sure you'd like to know, we're at the start of one big circus show. There are acts that are cool and acts that amaze.'
'Deadly to humans, maybe.'
'Orchestrations were arranged by Sir Rodney Fenning, and Dame Eve English is a member of the Kings Lynn Players. So tune in again next week for more from the What's My Line team.'
'Thank heavens for that! We've made it. Haven't we?'
'Enough! This is a poor welcome, my lord.'
'Yes, I think I can say that I know just exactly where we are.'
'Oh, we've stopped. We're there, Nyssa. Get the Doctor, will you?'
'What the hell was that?'
'Jamie! Jamie! The doors! We've got to close the doors! Can you do it?'
'This is Earth cargo ship C982 on course and on schedule. We shall be entering hyperspace in fifty seconds.'
'Solar flare activity has increased across space lanes five, five, six and all commercial flights are advised to avoid--'
'I don't believe it. What I'd give for a burger. This is the pits.'
'I've checked the figures. I've checked them again and again. Always the same result. The design is not safe.'
'Goodnight, Frank.'
'Signal is genuine. Signal is genuine. Zero bravo.'
'Wait in here, please, Susan. I won't be long.'
'Mister Fibuli! Mister Fibuli! By all the x-ray storms of Vega, where is that nincompoop?'
'The answer's buried here somewhere. The Captain will find it.'
'There we are. Home.'
'So fill up your glasses, And join in the song. The law’s right behind you, And it won’t take long.'
'He's going to choke. Doctor!'
'As you come into this world, something else is also born.'
'Going to manual.'
'Welcome! Welcome to your new Master!'
' Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside, I do like to be beside the sea.'
'These humans will become like me. Prepare them for hybridisation.'
'Oh, splendid! Splendid! You've got a very good band there, Barney.'
'Vincent, can you hear me? Please.'
'Would all passengers please return to their seats and fasten their safety belts? We are experiencing slight turbulence.'
'We're approaching a planet.'
'Get down! Did they see you?'
'You have made your choice?'
'Ah, Doctor. Are you coming, or going? Or going or coming?'
'Well, I suggest before we go outside and explore, let us clean ourselves up.'
'Arrived, have we?'
'Oh, smell that air! Grass and lemonade. And a little bit of mint.'
'What do you want? The nurse sent me, sir.'
'Ere, Reuben. Come and look, quick.'
'Bombay Tokyo shipment activated. Bombay sending now. Tokyo receiving now.'
'What's the emergency?'
'Leave the girl. It's the man I want.'
'Right, there we go. Universal roaming. Never have to worry about a signal again.'
'Perhaps we've landed on top of something.'
'Come now, Father. You should know better. You're not welcome here, and especially not today.'
'Go to your room.'
'Whoa! '
'Come on. Stop struggling.'
'Doctor! Doctor, the trap!'
'Psst! Do you want to talk about it?'
'You were quick, Condo. Were there no survivors?'
'Open fire! We're stabilising.'
'If I have not returned in an hour, you must fetch the police.'
'Herr De Flores. Herr De Flores. Wonderful news.'
'What is it? What's happening?'
'Well, come on, make your mind up. Has the TARDIS brought us home or not?'
'Hello, Mum. Susie says hello, don't you, sweetheart? That's it. Give a little wave.'
'Something wrong?'
'It looks like Dracula's castle.'
'Come on, out of the way. Move yourself, please. Coming through. That's it.'
'The Panopticon.'
'Two minutes to curtain up! Come on!'
'Doctor. Chameleon circuit.'
'Darling. Oh, my love. Don't go.'
'Look, Doctor, look. There's the swimming pool, right at the very top of the building. Oh, it's wonderful.'
'Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!'
'Argh! Moron! Numbskull! Elf! '
'I told you it'd work! '
'I am prepared.'
'There we are. Well, what do you think?'
'What the hell's it doing?'
'Highly satisfactory.'
'But who is this creature with terrible claws, terrible teeth in his terrible jaws?'
'Which way? Does it matter?'
'So this is one of the last paintings Van Gogh ever painted.'
'People of Earth, you stand alone.'
'Consider the Doctor. The Doctor, trapped. The Doctor, alone.'
'A 1929 Humber 16/50 open tourer, Imperial model. Do you realise this car has the same chassis as the three and a half litre Humber Super Snipe?'
'There's no way out of this. We're going to die here. '
'Lost? I am never, ever lost.'
'Clara. Clara! '
'Mister Chesterton? Ian Chesterton?'
'There we go. Perfect landing. Which isn't easy in such a tight spot.'
'Right then, Rose Tyler, you tell me. Where do you want to go?'
'Oh, lights. Oh, that’s better. Ah, good!'
'Now, just a moment.'
'The prototype has passed every test, sir. It's working.'
'It is the time of selection, my lord.'
'What's wrong? Man wounded. Wake him.'
'Dear Santa. Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish.'
'You must not watch this. '
'Start the clock. '
'What can happen on an average beautiful day? You never know.'
'Here's a funny thing. Here's a funny thing.'
'Ancient Rome. Well, not for them, obviously. To all intents and purposes, right now, this is brand new Rome.'
'This sheep has been dead a year. Are they trying to poison me?'
'Will it be me, Uncle?'

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