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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. @Scimitar_2002
I can't believe that I got fired from the calendar factory! @468178
Student: It's cold in here! @t_rev19
My grandfather has the heart of a lion. @jackaronson23
Two men walk into a bar. @Exodiafinder687
I was once asked to clear the table. @MyKyrgyzstan
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. @rorriMgnizamA
I hate Russian dolls... @Joshie_the_great
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? @lucy5ive
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? @oregonisamazing
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Bishkek? @robinyu
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Christmas? @hellofromUK
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? @Friklazen_HUN
What's brown and sticky? @poodlepalooza
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. @CGMFan1
I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. @gamelord2007
Every time I go to the liquor store, an orangutan comes out of nowhere to give me advice on what to buy. @BombaySapphire
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bar tender says... @jelroy
There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says... @strokes_static
What did the baby butt say to it's landlord when it didn't have the rent? @Bratista
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