The Best Hilarious Movie Quotes

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And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So toni 
You use to not give a f*** about discretion. I seen't you break somebody's jawbone off! I SEEN'T it! You was ruthless man! ruthless!  
You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant b****** running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if th 
By some divine miracle we were paired up and she actually thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide that I was the guy she would trust with the whole funness of her party. She wants the f*** me. She wants my d*** in andaround her mouth.  
Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.  
'More like auto zombie!'; 'Good one Donna!' 
An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.  
When life gives you lemons, just say 'F the lemons,' and bail.  
'Like Kobayashi' or 'Look at all this room we have. We can do so many activities in here!' 
ELE! Everybody love everybody!  
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time 
here was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with  
Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!  
Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him, and you can say 'F***, s***, b****.' 
Do you even know how to drive an automatic?  
This is a nice fish. Big f***in' eyes, but a nice f***in' fish.  
This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-s****-o-meter.  
Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some s***. 
I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe.  
I work in back I see no smiles. 
The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!  
We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!'  
What's wrong with you man? You never step in front of a black man at a buffet line. 
Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's a** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? 
Did I say 'ninja'? I meant 'ninny'. Haru, you are such a ninny.  
'This is great i never win at checkers.' 'Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!' 
Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to dois do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, b***.  
I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!  
No, some men pretend to care. When we ask 'how you're doing' it's just guy code for 'let me stick my d*** in your a**'.  
You are the 'dumbest' smart person, I have ever met in my life! What makes your robots so perfect? What makes them so much... goddamn better than human beings? 
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