When boxing, what's a _____'s favorite punch?
The left hook.
Why can't you hear a _____ go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent!
Why was the _____ so happy? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I tried to find a good chemistry joke. But the best ones _____.
What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his backside?
_____.
Chuck Norris can win a game of ____ in three moves.
Why do paper maps never win at _____? They always fold.
When I was a kid, I had dyslexia. I would write about it in my ___.
What do you call a bunch of Grandmasters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? _____ nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the _____? Halfway.
Why did the _____ go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
Why did the _____ have a spare pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why didn't the _____cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.
Someone asked me what I knew about _____. I said, 'very little'.
What do you call a sad strawberry? A _____.
Why is it easy to get into _____? Because there are so many keys.
Doctor, I feel like a _____. No you're just a little hoarse.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of _____. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig? _____.
What goes oh, oh, oh?
_____ walking backwards.
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