George: I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of _____ the size of a car battery. (The Foundation)
Kramer: Where? Jerry: Myanmar. Kramer: What's that? The _____? (The Foundation)
Elaine: You've never felt remorse. Jerry: I know. I feel _____ about that. (The Foundation)
Jerry: She had _____. (The Bizarro Jerry)
Newman: Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell and fondled his muscled heart. He imbibed her glistening spell just before the other _____ fell. (The Soul Mate)
Mr. Leland: I'm sorry. There's just no way that we can keep you on. Kramer: I don't even really _____ here. Mr. Leland: That's what makes this so difficult. (The Bizarro Jerry)
George: It was more like a full-body _____ set to music. (The Little Kicks)
Frank Costanza: You saying you want a _____? Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt. Frank Costanza: You want a _____? You got it! (The Little Kicks)
George: I'm the _____. I've never been the _____. (The Little Kicks)
Kramer: It's the timeless art of _____. (The Package)
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-_____ is. Kramer: Do you? Jerry: No, I don't. Kramer: But they do, and they're the ones writing it _____. (The Package)
Kenny Bania: Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's _____, Jerry! _____! (The Fatigues)
George: She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on. Jerry: Too bad you got a little _____ thing going on. (The Chicken Roaster)
Jerry: Newman, you wouldn't eat _____ if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce. (The Chicken Roaster)
Jerry: Hey everybody, I’m on no sleep, no sleep! You don’t know what it’s like in there. All night long, things are creaking and cracking, and that _____ is burning my brain! (The Chicken Roaster)
George: I can do six weeks _____. I'm a sexual camel. (The Abstinence)
Kramer: Look away! I'm _____! (The Abstinence)
Jackie Chiles: This is the most _____ yet of my many humiliations. (The Abstinence)
Ben (to Elaine): I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of _____ a doctor. (The Abstinence)
Elaine: There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be _____. You know, it's kind of a compliment. (The Andrea Doria)
Elaine: Well, you know when you break up, how you say things you don't _____? Well, he says the _____ things you don't _____, but he _____s them. (The Andrea Doria)
Jerry: What giant freak-head? Elaine: The one that sits atop my _____ body. I'm a walking candy apple! (The Andrea Doria)
Kramer: Little Jerry! Jerry: Kraaaameeeer! Elaine: Stop the fight! George: _____! (The Little Jerry)
George: I have an aunt that died at age seven. Jerry: Really? George: Aunt _____. (The Money)
Elaine: _____ like you're starting a mower. (The Comeback)
Kramer: I didn't _____ it was possible to come out of a coma. Jerry: I didn't _____ it was possible not to _____ that. (The Comeback)
George: It's _____. It's a _____ line, and a _____ crowd will appreciate it, and I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience! (The Comeback)
George: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife. McAdam: His wife is _____. (The Comeback)
Reilly: You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp. George: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the _____ called. They're running out of you! (The Comeback)
Jerry: I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating _____! (The Van Buren Boys)
George: Wait 'til you see the dress that she's got. It's _____. I'm finally going to make a great entrance! Elaine: _____? You gonna back her in? (The Susie)
George (on his answering machine): _____, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? _____, I'm not home. (The Susie)
Kramer: Parenting isn't about delegating responsibility. It's about being there. Jerry: At the side of the road, with a _____. Kramer: Quality time. (The Pothole)
Izzy Mandelbaum: It's _____! (The English Patient)
Jerry: How could you swim in that water? Kramer: I saw a couple other guys out there. Jerry: Swimming? Kramer: Well, floating. They weren't _____, but they were out there. (The Nap)
Jerry: The walking date is a good date. You don't have to look right at the person. Elaine: Hey, it's the next best thing to being _____. (The Nap)
Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the _____, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again. (The Yada Yada)
Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist. Kramer: Yeah, and you're _____. (The Yada Yada)
Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's. Kramer: Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my _____ balloons. (The Millennium)
George: What is a barometer exactly? Kramer: It's pronounced '_____'. (The Millennium)
Newman: I guess I can accept a little _____ if it gets me a lot of Elaine. (The Millennium)
Jerry (about Kramer): The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is _____. (The MuffinTops)
Jerry: Hello? Telemarketer: Would you be interested in a subscription to The New York Times? Jerry: _____. (The Yada Yada)
George: I hereby declare this summer 'The _____'! (The _____)
Mr. Ross: I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children. George: Yes, I hope my parents die _____ I do. (The Foundation)
Jerry: What song? Elaine: _____. Jerry: _____? I'll tell you who sounds _____. (The Checks)
Elaine: You look a little _____. Jerry: Oh, I'm _____. (The Chicken Roaster)
Elaine: You don't know how important a man's _____ is. (The Little Jerry)
Jerry: Trust me, Kramer, given the _____ opportunity, I will kill you. (The Comeback)
Jerry: No, no, no. It's, 'She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.' George: That's it. That's the line that _____ my life. (The Foundation)
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