Jerry thinks _____ is 'phony baloney' - sour grapes after learning that Elaine had 'faked it' with him.
Jerry consoles George by telling him that even _____ had trouble pleasuring the ladies.
According to Jerry, a party is a bad date situation. Even if you were with _____, you wouldn't want to talk all night; you'd want to circulate.
The car service driver was to pick up _____ right after he picked up Elaine. And may we say, _____ would have been disgusted by Elaine's behavior.
Frank Costanza thinks _____ is a very good dancer. Perhaps because he is very tall - makes him... lankier.
Enzo the barber really enjoyed 'Edward Scissorhands'. That _____, he made Enzo cry.
Elaine dated a man with the same name as this serial killer. But she liked him.
Jerry tells his friend Winona that he gets Al Roker mixed up with _____ because 'they're both chubby weathermen'.
George suggests that double parking is how dictators might start and proposes that _____ would never have circled the block six times looking for a spot.
Mickey says that one of the other stand-ins is jealous of him because Mickey gets to stand in for the 'bigger stars like The Cosby Kids, Ricky Schroder and _____'.
A fellow comedian told Jerry he was like _____ - opening doors for the rest of us. In this case, the comedians who wanted the chance to heckle their hecklers. Not quite the same.
George was not happy to learn that his friends had seen his girlfriend Jane topless before he had. 'It's like I'm _____. I turn around for a sip of Tang and you jump out first!'
_____ had such grace that Elaine would never be able to fill her shoes. Or would she?
George's initiative to switch the Yankees to cotton uniforms turned out not to be such a great idea after all. They shrunk in the wash, causing _____ to split his pants.
The stationery store guy had 'ideas', so when he asked Elaine for her name, she said 'It's just Elaine. Like _____.'
George characterized _____ as 'a delicate flower'.
The gang saw _____ in Dinky Donuts. Turns out he's a dunker.
Mr. Lippman (interviewing George for a job at Pendant Publishing): So who do you read?
George: I like _____. He's a sportswriter for the Daily News. I find him very insightful.
Kramer had a line in a _____ movie. Until he was fired, that is.
The woman who offered to drive George around the parking garage ended up throwing him out of her car because he insulted _____. If only George had known she was 'with that group'.
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