I came here to dress like a man and defend Antonio in court...
...and I just finished putting on my dude clothes
I came here to gather a crew for the Pequod and hunt that infernal beast...
...and my ship just got filled up, son
I came here to put a stop to that pawnbroker and be redeemed by Sonya in Siberia...
...and that pawnbroker just had an axe-ident
I came here to have an affair with Count Vronsky and see a train really close up...
...and Vronsky and me did our thing
I came here to drug pheasants and poach with my dad...
...and them birds have gone night-night
I came here to be with my sick wife and take Mattie on a wild sled ride...
...and Zeena's not getting any sicker
I came here to converse with a prostitute and visit my sister...
...and I'm all out of conversation
I came here to jump forward millennia and see what's happening to the Eloi
...and I just finished jumping, bro
I came here to write in an empty hotel and terrify my family...
...and I've done enough writing now
I came here to raise some pups as attack dogs and vanquish Snowball...
...and those puppies are mad grown
I came here to escape Javert and protect Marius...
...and I just blew past that inspector, for realz
I came here to father an illegitimate child and finally confess my sins...
...and did I make Hester a mom? You know it.
I came here to shepherd those Pevensie kids and return from the dead, killing Jadis...
...and kiddy time is over
I came here to put an end to Snow and punish Coin for my sister's death...
...and Snow has fallen hard yo
I came here to steal Piggy's glasses and take control of this island...
...and Piggy won't be needing them glasses no more
I came here to catch a marlin and bring it back to shore...
...and ahh crap! Where'd those sharks come from?
I came here to study anatomy and create life myself...
...and I'm all out of medical lectures
I came here to lead the Myrmidons and take down Hector...
...and I'm Myrmi-done, son
I came here to found a new warren for my colony and fight off Woundwort...
...and new warren: ☑
I came here to journey up-river and put a stop to Kurtz...
...and I'm all out of rivers
I came here to make a fortune in bootlegging and express my love to Daisy...
...and I'm in gangster paradise, Old Sport
I came here to raise my two children and defend Tom Robinson against false charges...
...and my kids are golden (well, Jem, technically)
I came here to talk to Fagin and pay Nancy a visit she won't forget...
...and chat time is over
I came here to take advantage of Adam and have my fun with Charles...
...and Adam's totes wrapped around my finger
I came here to defeat the basilisk and save Ginny...
...and I'm done bashing that basilisk
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Quiz Updated Jan 24, 2015
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