I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.
And you spend the rest of the day wondering... Do I have a massive ar*ehole?
To be fair, she is not an evil stepmother. She's just a cu*t.
I have two degrees, a husband, and a Burberry coat.
If you mention the size of my office, I will scream.
I look like a pencil.
You know the most fascinating thing about Father here, is that his mother was originally a lesbian!
Well, I think it's important for women of all ages to see how my body has changed over the years.
This is my very interesting friend Daniel, who's deaf.
Jesus, why do daughters say they get fu*ked up by their fathers when it's so often the other way around?
That was meant to be a bedroom present.
It means… uh… a great deal to… both of us that you... that we... the family… are… um… all together here... for this very special… family... um… gang bang...
I'm not a bad guy, I just have a bad personality!
I'm impressed with how you just keep bouncing back. You are a...’strongie.’
Is that a bassoon in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?
I’d spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert.
Why would you believe in something so awful, when you can believe in something wonderful?
What was that? It wasn’t a fox, was it?
Don’t make me hate you. Loving you is painful enough.
Please don’t stop me leaving.
I’ve, uhm, read through your application form. It says, you run a cafe for guinea pigs?
They asked me to go on a workshop to... I'm just a very... disappointing man.
OK, you don't go through life with teeth like these and not know when someone's pretending.
I met her on a bus. So easy to pick up girls these days. I was, like, 'Hi', and she was, like, 'Take my number.' I was, like, 'Yeah.'
Excuse me, I've got dry forearms.
You know. You already know what you're going to do. Everybody does.
He’s like, he's like, OK... I'm going to hold his face in my head so you can see him.
No, seriously, there's nothing wrong with your nose. I mean, there's nothing wrong...
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