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Can you name the witty dialogue Dennis provides in this scene from The Holy Grail?

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ArthurDennisWoman
Old Woman! 
  
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle? 
  
  
What? 
  
  
  
  
  
Well I can't just call you 'Man.' 
  
  
  
  
  
I didn't know you were called Dennis. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
I did say sorry about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked ... 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Well, I am king… 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 Dennis, there’s some lovely filth down here— Oh… How d’you do?
How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, king of the Britons. Whose castle is that?King of the who?
The Britons.Who are the Britons?
Well, we all are. We’re all Britons, and I am your king.I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
ArthurDennisWoman
 Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?No one lives there.
Then who is your lord?We don’t have a lord.
What? 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Yes. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Yes, I see… 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Be quiet! 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Be quiet! I ORDER you to be quiet!Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
I am your king!Well, I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings!Well, ’ow'd you become king then?
The Lady of the Lake her arm clad in the purest, shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I was to carry Excalibur 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
ArthurDennisWoman
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Be quiet! 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Shut up! 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Shut up! Will you shut up! 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Shut up! 
  
  
  
  
Bloody peasant! 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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