WANTED! Searching for a flux capacitor, 1.21 gigawatts. DeLorean car mount optional. Urgent, I need this, like, yesterday. Call Marty 101-1885.
Estate Sale Hammond, Indiana. Home and all contents. Many unique items: 3-story home with yellow siding and wrap-around porch, custom lamp, mailbox, Red Ryder BB gun, bunny suit, toy zeppelin. RalphParkerAuctions.com
STAG PARTY Bachelor party for Doug Billings this weekend. Thinking of going to Vegas! Call Phil, Stu or Alan 223-7277. Transportation provided.
A Storybook Ending The families of Prince Edward and Nancy Tremaine are pleased to announce their union in Andalasia, November 21st, 2007 followed by a trip down the well for their honeymoon in New York.
Finally! 28's the charm! Jane Nichols and Kevin Doyle are engaged. Always the bridesmaid, now the bride! It's about time, Jane. Congratulations!
For Rent Bachelor apartment in Greenwich Village. Great view of the courtyard! Wheelchair accessible. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
To Die For! 112 Ocean Avenue, Long Island. Beautiful white Dutch Colonial home, master loft, large soundproof closets and new staircase. Very fast closing due to family issues. MLS#11131974
Vacant Lot Small, recently vacated lot in downtown area. Residential zoned, but commercial applications accepted. Ideal location for small business (eg. balloon boutique, pet shop). carl3D@paradisefalls.ve
Koala/Chinchilla Hybrid (Well, I think it is anyway). Free to a good home. Very lively and entertaining. Cannot keep as our parents have died and we just don't have the space for him. Would do well on a farm or large laser-proof cage. Cannot swim. Pelekai626@hawaii.live.com
Exotic Pets Many animals, exotic and domestic. Sheep, Llamas, Chimps, you name it we've probably got it. Great for breeders! Also a large custom boat for sale. Come see the whole collection 614 Genesis Drive, Prestige Valley, Virginia. Ask for Evan.
For Sale Pig. Doesn’t talk or herd sheep. Must go quickly, I think it's affecting my husband's judgement. Visit Esmé Hoggett at Hoggett farm.
Cars & Vehicles
Red Spyder Rare, rebuilt 1961 Ferrari GT250 California Spyder SWB. Incredibly low mileage! Call Mr. Frye 555-3236.
For Sale Anthropomorphic 1951 International Harvester L-170 'boom' tow truck. New hood. Slight rust spots. A little slow, but dependable. Ref #A113.
VINTAGE 1974 Dodge Monaco with police package. Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks, and runs good on regular gas. 106 miles north of Chicago, but can meet you half way. email@example.com.