Our Little Lioness Aug 20th, 1995 (Leo) - With pride, parents Simba and Nala welcome the arrival of their baby girl, Kiara. First-time grand-parents Sarabi, Shisazen and Sarafina couldn't be happier. Grand-father Mufasa is watching from the heavens. We miss you Papa!
It's A Girl! 12/6/2027 - It is with great pleasure (and relief) that, after 18 years of this column being empty, baby Dylan is welcomed into the world. Proud mother Kee, and indeed all of humanity, would like to specially give thanks to Theo Faron, who gave his life protecting her.
Hesse-Reddin Nov 23rd, 1994 - Drs Alex and Diana are thrilled to announce the safe arrival of their daughter through caesarean section. Many thanks to Dr. Larry Arbogast and the fertility team at Expectane for this, um, unique birth! Maybe you should let Diana have the next one, Alex?
NEVILLE, Dr. Robert Sept 9th, 2012 - Passed away unexpectedly in his basement. Thought to have been the last remaining human in NYC, Dr. Neville valiantly gave his life to save humankind from the Krippin Virus. Predeceased by his dog, Sam. Will be fondly remembered by Anna and Ethan.
MILLS, Tracy July 7, 1995 - 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' Sadly, the family of Tracy Mills announce her and her unborn baby's sudden, and rather violent, passing. Sadly missed by her husband, Detective David Mills. We have her head, and funeral arrangements will be announced once we find the body.
TORRANCE, Jack 23/7/1980 - Suddenly, after a brief bout of hypothermia. Writer and caretaker of the Overlook Hotel, Colorado. Jack is survived by his wife, Wendy and son Danny. In lieu of flowers, please donate to the STKFoundation (www.stkfoundation.org)
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