Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jul 26, 2012

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
I can't breathe in this thing.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Take only what you need to survive.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
Boring conversation anyway.
You idiots! These are not them!
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
May the Schwartz be with you.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
Have you found anything yet?
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
May the Force be with you.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
This is an unlisted wall!
It's programmed to go off before you do.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
QuoteSW or SB?
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
Here we go. The short, short version.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
That's gonna leave a mark.
There goes the planet.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
What a piece of junk!
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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