Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jul 26, 2012

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
May the Schwartz be with you.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
What a piece of junk!
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
I can't breathe in this thing.
Take only what you need to survive.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
That's gonna leave a mark.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
QuoteSW or SB?
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
You idiots! These are not them!
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
This is an unlisted wall!
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
There goes the planet.
Have you found anything yet?
Here we go. The short, short version.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
Boring conversation anyway.
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
May the Force be with you.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.

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