Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jul 26, 2012

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
I can't breathe in this thing.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
Here we go. The short, short version.
There goes the planet.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
You idiots! These are not them!
May the Schwartz be with you.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
Have you found anything yet?
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
Take only what you need to survive.
QuoteSW or SB?
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
What a piece of junk!
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
This is an unlisted wall!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Boring conversation anyway.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
You've got something jammed in here real good.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
May the Force be with you.
That's gonna leave a mark.

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