Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jan 1, 2016

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QuoteSW or SB?
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
Boring conversation anyway.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
You idiots! These are not them!
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
That's gonna leave a mark.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
I have a bad feeling about this.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Here we go. The short, short version.
QuoteSW or SB?
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
This is an unlisted wall!
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
Have you found anything yet?
I can't breathe in this thing.
May the Force be with you.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
There goes the planet.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
What a piece of junk!
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Take only what you need to survive.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
May the Schwartz be with you.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!

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