Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jul 26, 2012

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Boring conversation anyway.
What a piece of junk!
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
You idiots! These are not them!
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
I have a bad feeling about this.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
Here we go. The short, short version.
I can't breathe in this thing.
Have you found anything yet?
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
That's gonna leave a mark.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
QuoteSW or SB?
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
There goes the planet.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
This is an unlisted wall!
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
Take only what you need to survive.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
May the Force be with you.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
May the Schwartz be with you.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
You've got something jammed in here real good.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

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