Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jul 26, 2012

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
You idiots! These are not them!
This is an unlisted wall!
It's programmed to go off before you do.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
There goes the planet.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
What a piece of junk!
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
May the Schwartz be with you.
Here we go. The short, short version.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Boring conversation anyway.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
Have you found anything yet?
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
QuoteSW or SB?
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
That's gonna leave a mark.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
You've got something jammed in here real good.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
I can't breathe in this thing.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
Take only what you need to survive.
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
May the Force be with you.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

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