When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
He's got jelly beans for Tommy Colored eggs for sister Sue There's an orchid for your mommy And a(n) _____ bonnet too
Tender lumplings everywhere Life's no fun without a good scare That's our job, but we're not mean In our town of _________
He even has the nerve To tax our cup of tea. To put it kindly, King, We really don't agree.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours, 'Better watch out for yourselves.' They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
_____ is a special night Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite - That's right Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
But none of those can claim the very BEST day of the year 'Cause on March 17th we praise the patron saint of BEER! But wait! Don't cheer for greenish beer or Irish cream liqueur Be-cause the man you toast was one devout teetotaler!
Don't pick up yer phone and say 'Hello, Your ten-o-clock meeting's delayed', Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow, 'AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!'
That he’s froze now, and the whole crowd knows he vowed To get it perfect, but the numbers won’t come out He’s chokin’, how – everybody’s jokin’ now Three point one five—woops—kablouw!
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