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The worst time to have a heart ______ is during a game of charades.attack
98.3%
Housework won't kill you. But then again, why take the ______?chance
94.2%
If God had really intended man to fly, He'd make it ______ to get to the airport.easier
94%
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the ____ Ranger.Lone
92.2%
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good 'cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one _____ a week I go out with the boys, and one ______ a week she goes out with the boys.night
92%
The easiest time to add ______ to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.insult
91%
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too ___ to go anywhere.old
90.9%
Ever notice that anyone going ______ than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?slower
90.9%
You know what that means when somebody pays you minimum ____? (...) 'Hey, if I could pay you less I would, but it's against the law.'wage
90.3%
I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that _____ back.kicks
90%
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. ___ know what he hates? Naps. End of list.You
89.6%
I remember the last _____ my nan said to me before she died. ‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’thing
88.6%
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious ______ on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'quotes
88.1%
One-Liner Word % Correct
I don’t like country _____, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country _____, denigrate means ‘put down.'music
86%
I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just ____ condescending.very
85.5%
I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'shout for ____.'help
85.5%
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the ____ landed.plane
84.9%
I can't wait till Sunday; I'm going to see my ________ niece. And my other niece.favorite
83.8%
Why do they call it ____ hour when nothing moves?rush
81.6%
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my _______ was.brother
81%
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. ___ an ashtray!Use
80.4%
My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a _____ statue – completely pale, no arms.Greek
74.4%
I'm gonna tell you right now – somebody walked in here and told me I just won the lottery, I will walk out in the middle of this ____.joke
69.2%
I love _______. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be _______.zombies
47.3%
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, __________ is the second-best policy.dishonesty
45.8%

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