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Can you name the words (starting from A to Z) that complete each of these comedy one-liners?

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One-LinerWordLetter & Comedian
The worst time to have a heart ______ is during a game of charades.A
(Demetri Martin)
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my _______ was.B
(Mitch Hedberg)
Housework won't kill you. But then again, why take the ______?C
(Phyllis Diller)
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, __________ is the second-best policy.D
(George Carlin)
If God had really intended man to fly, He'd make it ______ to get to the airport.E
(Jonathan Winters)
I can't wait till Sunday; I'm going to see my ________ niece. And my other niece.F
(Sarah Silverman)
My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a _____ statue – completely pale, no arms.G
(Phil Wang)
I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'shout for ____.'H
(Jimmy Carr)
The easiest time to add ______ to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.I
(Demetri Martin)
I'm gonna tell you right now – somebody walked in here and told me I just won the lottery, I will walk out in the middle of this ____.J
(Wanda Sykes)
I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that _____ back.K
(Eric Morecambe)
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the ____ Ranger.L
(Billy Connolly)
I don’t like country _____, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country _____, denigrate means ‘put down.'M
(Bob Newhart)
One-LinerWordLetter & Comedian
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good 'cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one _____ a week I go out with the boys, and one ______ a week she goes out with the boys.N
(Rodney Dangerfield)
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too ___ to go anywhere.O
(Billy Crystal)
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the ____ landed.P
(Dave Attell)
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious ______ on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'Q
(Conan O'Brien)
Why do they call it ____ hour when nothing moves?R
(Robin Williams)
Ever notice that anyone going ______ than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?S
(George Carlin)
I remember the last _____ my nan said to me before she died. ‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’T
(Lee Mack)
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. ___ an ashtray!U
(Jimmy Carr)
I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just ____ condescending.V
(Jack Whitehall)
You know what that means when somebody pays you minimum ____? (...) 'Hey, if I could pay you less I would, but it's against the law.'W
(Chris Rock)
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. ___ know what he hates? Naps. End of list.Y
(Denis Leary)
I love _______. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be _______.Z
(Craig Ferguson)

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