Mary Poppins
As always, it's disconcerting to see how muggles think magic works. But most egregiously, how can one justify a song title like ______, unless the ______ has been employed on the song writer?
Mary Poppins
As always, it's disconcerting to see how muggles think magic works. But most egregiously, how can one justify a song title like ______, unless the ______ has been employed on the song writer?
The Wizard of Oz
How can a song like ______ do anything but put a shiver down a true witch's spine? Even if she was wicked and died from something other than the unforgivable curse ______, the glee with which those words are sung is unbecoming.
The Wizard of Oz
How can a song like ______ do anything but put a shiver down a true witch's spine? Even if she was wicked and died from something other than the unforgivable curse ______, the glee with which those words are sung is unbecoming.
Hairspray
This ebullient musical must come with a warning for any victim of the ______ spell to leave before the final number, as many of the lyrics in ______ could trigger terrible memories of uncontrollable dancing.
Hairspray
This ebullient musical must come with a warning for any victim of the ______ spell to leave before the final number, as many of the lyrics in ______ could trigger terrible memories of uncontrollable dancing.
Singin' in the Rain
This rightfully beloved muggle musical offers moments of great charm, like Donald O’Connor’s joyous rendition of ______. Indeed he makes the whole audience do so, without even a ______ in sight.
Singin' in the Rain
This rightfully beloved muggle musical offers moments of great charm, like Donald O’Connor’s joyous rendition of ______. Indeed he makes the whole audience do so, without even a ______ in sight.
Show Boat
Did both Julie and Magnolia fall victim to ______? They sing ______ with such depths of feeling, even though they are both eventually deserted by their faithless mates.
Show Boat
Did both Julie and Magnolia fall victim to ______? They sing ______ with such depths of feeling, even though they are both eventually deserted by their faithless mates.
Avenue Q
Of course, one is tempted to rebut the song ______ with a hearty protest that if that were so, this reviewer would surely have used ______ to keep the audience muggle-free.
Avenue Q
Of course, one is tempted to rebut the song ______ with a hearty protest that if that were so, this reviewer would surely have used ______ to keep the audience muggle-free.
Gypsy
Any muggle production will pale next to this new version by the Wizarding Academy of Dramatic Arts. In the WADA version, Act I still ends with ______, but a full chorus line intones ______ and turns the stage into a glorious riot of bouquets.
Gypsy
Any muggle production will pale next to this new version by the Wizarding Academy of Dramatic Arts. In the WADA version, Act I still ends with ______, but a full chorus line intones ______ and turns the stage into a glorious riot of bouquets.
La La Land
Your abashed reviewer will admit that, in their song _____, John Legend and Ryan Gosling could certainly kindle something in her heart without needing to say '______' -- even if they are no Gilderoy Lockhart.
La La Land
Your abashed reviewer will admit that, in their song _____, John Legend and Ryan Gosling could certainly kindle something in her heart without needing to say '______' -- even if they are no Gilderoy Lockhart.
The Jungle Book
When King Louie breaks into ______, his signature song, he does it with such gusto that one is almost tempted to throw a flask of ______ to him so that he can become Mowgli.
The Jungle Book
When King Louie breaks into ______, his signature song, he does it with such gusto that one is almost tempted to throw a flask of ______ to him so that he can become Mowgli.
Guys and Dolls
As Sky Masterson sings ______, one can finally identify with a muggle character, as ______ is such a hard potion to brew. So why not try to conjure good fortune with song and dance instead?
Guys and Dolls
As Sky Masterson sings ______, one can finally identify with a muggle character, as ______ is such a hard potion to brew. So why not try to conjure good fortune with song and dance instead?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Silly muggles! It is hilarious to think of accomplishing the effect of a good old-fashioned ______ with a jump to the left, a step to the right, and a pelvic thrust, as ______ suggests.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Silly muggles! It is hilarious to think of accomplishing the effect of a good old-fashioned ______ with a jump to the left, a step to the right, and a pelvic thrust, as ______ suggests.
Wicked
At last, one musical that gets something a little bit right about wizarding life. As Elphaba sings ______, she takes off with a broom, although the special effects can hardly live up to the speed and power of a real ______.
Wicked
At last, one musical that gets something a little bit right about wizarding life. As Elphaba sings ______, she takes off with a broom, although the special effects can hardly live up to the speed and power of a real ______.
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