'Ooh! East? I thought you said 'weast'!'
'Is mayonnaise an instrument?'
'No! This is Patrick!'
'It's a giraffe!'
'I love you.'
'Just like a genie.'
'Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.'
'Finland!'
'Now, you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz.'
'Oh, boy! Three A.M.!'
'Uhh, he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!'
'Hey, they're having a sale on scented pine cones.'
'Who's a, uh, who's uhh, oh! Who's a big yellow cube with holes?'
'That's just what I'd expect you to say. Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.'
'Not until 4.'
'Firmly grasp it in your hand.'
'Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!'
'This is a hotel?'
'Liar, liar, plants for hire.'
'It's not my wallet.'
'Come on! You know... I wumbo, You wumbo, He, she, me... wumbo!'
'Hi, SpongeBoob! Ha! SpongeBoob! I sai... I sai... Who's SpongeBoob?!'
'Hey, buddy. I warmed it up for ya.'
'Uh...uh...uh!...24!'
'Tubby? Grr! Nobody calls me Tubby!'
'I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.'
'Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!'
'I can't see my forehead.'
'Who are you people?!'
'Sandy's a girl?'
You're right. If I was a mom..., ...this would be kind of shocking.
'Where's 'Leaving Bikini Bottom'?'
'We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!'
'Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!'
'A poem, by Patrick Star. Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.'
'Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.'
'Are you Squidward? That's okay, take your time.'
'One watermelon...Fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness.'
You mean like a weenie? Okay! May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...'
'Don't touch me, I'm sterile!'
'Who you calling Pinhead?'
'Remember: When in doubt, pinky out.'
'Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!'
'Noooo! My name's... not... Rick!'
'It's okay, Rocky. You go when you feel like it.'
'The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.'
'We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food!'
'You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours!'
'Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology!'
'No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.'
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