This is the stupidest thing he has done since he got in a turf war with that cat.
Aw, now that is an even more beautiful sight than 72 virgins waiting in heaven for a suicide bomber.
You damn fool, you're more useless than Aquaman!
Ouch. Well, Brian, looks like you're the odd man out, like a non-praying mantis.
Oh no, I don't volunteer for anything since I helped those guys repaint the Sistine Chapel.
This is turning out worse than Stewie's iPod commercial.
And if Cookie Monster calls, tell him I'm not talking to him until he gets out of rehab.
Man, this sucks worse than my sixteenth birthday party.
Don't worry Joe, I'm good with tight situations. Like when I saved Luke Skywalker's life.
I don't know, Cleveland, it didn't work out so great that time I froze my nuts.
'Why won't you let me get laser surgery?''Because I just don't think it's safe.'
This is weirder than that rap video by M.C. Escher.
Well, by God, Brian, we're murderers. I guess this means you'll be going to doggie hell.
We need a new fourth guy for our group. We're a man short, like Statler without Waldorf.
'Meg, please stop. I know your heart is in the right place, but…''Actually, it's not. It's a serious medical condition.'
I've certainly done worse. I replaced Peter's ‘I Can’t Believe It's Not Butter!’ with real butter.
If by some miracle we do manage to get out of here alive, I'm gonna finally run for public office again. I think people have forgotten my last embarrassment.
God, you know, Evelyn, you've really helped me through a though time. I haven't been this grateful since I met the Sane Hatter.
And besides, you owe me, Brian. Remember what you did to my last Halloween costume?
She's ruining Thanksgiving, the way Tim Burton ruined the Fourth of July.
I ain't afraid to stand up to friends, just ask Spartacus.
God, this is everything I've dreamed of. Well, this and becoming a half-man, half-horse.
Ooh, that's gotta hurt worse than getting a birthday telegram from Zinédine Zidane.
Though I've faced bigger challenges before, like when I had to ride that bike in The Muppet Movie.
We're gonna be a great team, like Moses and his buddy who liked to collect seashells.
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