If you are presented with conundrums involving the fairer sex, my condolences. I have four-score and nineteen conundrums; a trollop is not among them.
Notorious B.I.G.
I revel in being referred to as the grand patriarch! (Elevate your hands skyward if your claims of being a Lothario are verifiable.)
Snoop Dogg
Operating my vehicle, whilst inhaling narcotics and imbibing a gin-based gimlet.
MC Hammer
You are prohibited from making contact. Halt! The hour of hammers is nigh.
50 Cent
Proceed, my ladyfriend. It is your date of birth. We will partake in festivities accordingly.
Lil' Jon
Toward the fenestration; toward the dividers. Unto the perspiration emanating from my nether regions. Urging all of these trollops into a prone position.
David Guetta
Good heavens, you are quite the alluring female. Good heavens, m'lady!
It were as if a positive correlation existed between financial status and predicaments.
Snoop Dogg
When the strumpet-peddler is at his domicile, my mother. (Let it fall as if it were of a scalding temperature.)
Nelly
The indoor temperature is becoming uncomfortably high. I advise you to remove your garments.
Young Jeezy
My Head of State is of Afro-American origin. My Lamborghini is painted cerulean. I would be flabbergasted if the car's hubcaps were not painted the same hue.
Lil' Wayne
A plutocrat: I am a burgeoning financial plutocrat, who is more resilient than the coiffure of a West African.
Tupac
Gather your semi-automatic pistols in the event that you witness Tupac. Alert the authorities if you witness Tupac.
Sir Mix-A-Lot
I am quite fond of a well-developed gluteus maximus, and I will not conceal this information. Any claims to the contrary from my companions are futile.
Fat Joe
I cause liquid precipitation to fall upon these wenches.
Coolio
The vast majority of our time in this earthly realm has been embodied in the form of a Valhalla fit only for ruffians.
Mattomic
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