No ___ Day
First Friday in May
(Hope it's warm outside.)
Ask a ___ Question Day
Last school day in September
(Some teachers would say it occurs every day of school.)
International ___ Day
Saturday before Labor Day
(I'll take any excuse to 'pig' out.)
International ___ Day
First Friday in August
(Especially refreshing since it 'hop'-ens to fall in the summer.)
Buy ___ Day
Last Saturday in November
(Scrooge's favorite day.)
National ___ Week
Second week in April
(Always a very quiet celebration.)
___ Day
February 12
(This holiday has 'evolved' a lot over the years.)
___ Someone Else Day
First Friday the 13th of the year
(Hey, it's not my fault if you don't have fun.)
___ Pride Day
May 25
(Mark it on your Star Wars calendar.)
National ___ Day
February 28
(Catch some Z's under the trees.)
Go ___ Day
June 21
(Traditional holiday attire includes helmets and kneepads. )
___ Day
September 22
(Very popular in the Shire.)
___ Day
April 30
(I cannot lie: I don't like this holiday.)
International ___ Day
January and/or October 13th
(I'm not so sure about this holiday...and neither are the people who celebrate it.)
___ Day
December 14
(The mall's a jungle on this holiday.)
National ___ Day
January 21
(Get touchy-feely and embrace the spirit of this holiday.)
___ Party Day
December 5
(Probably best to just invite your close friends.)
National Paper ___ Day
May 26
(I hear it's really taking off.)
National ___ Day
Thursday before Christmas
(Don't think of it as cheap--think of it as recycling!)
International ___ Vestival
Second Friday after Thanksgiving
(At least you know what to wear.)
International Talk Like a ___ Day
September 19
(The parrrties can get a little rowdy.)
National ___ Day
February 5
(It's sure to be cloudy with a chance of cake.)
Thomas ___ Day
January 27
(This holiday makes me 'flush' with excitement.)
Be Kind to ___ Week
First week of April
(This holiday crawls right up on you.)
Big ___ Day
April 12
(Everyone was blown away by last year's celebration.)
National Clean Out Your ___ Day
November 15
(Don't celebrate by eating what you find.)
___ Day
July 5
(Sadly, the honorees never take time to enjoy it.)
Sneak Some ___ Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 8
(Just a usual garden-variety holiday.)
Fight ___ Day
September 6
(Though most don't get around to it until September 8...or 9....)
National ___ Week
October 25-31
(No doubt, this observance will one day disappear.)
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