| Query | Result |
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| It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that master template right there as a template. | |
| Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later | |
| I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster | |
| I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club. Ha, ha | |
| Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just jumped. But never mind; say apple. Apple | |
| I AM NOT A MORON! Just do the test; just do the test | |
| Some of my my best friends are actually orphans | |
| The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up | |
| Your entire life has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct | |
| All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty | |
| I am NOT! A MORON | |
| All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin | |
| You know what I have too many of around here? Monitors. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer monitors that were working. So you're actually helping me by smashing | |
| Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds | |
| Have I lied to you | |
| This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge Success | |
| Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test | |
| Oh, for God's - they told me that if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would die | |
| You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here | |
| Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage. | |
| Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking, like regular people | |
| HA! I knew someone was alive in here | |
| There should be a portal device on that podium over there. I can't see it though. Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look? | |
| Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person | |
| Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? | |
| That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. | |
| This isn't brave. It's murder | |
| Do definitely focus on landing with your legs | |
| Okay, that's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid | |
| The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak | |
| It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that master template right there as a template | |
| Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later | |
| I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster | |
| I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club. Ha, ha | |
| Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just jumped. But never mind; say apple. Apple | |
| I AM NOT A MORON! Just do the test; just do the test | |
| Some of my my best friends are actually orphans | |
| The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up | |
| Your entire life has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct | |
| All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty | |
| I am NOT! A MORON | |
| All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin | |
| You know what I have too many of around here? Monitors. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer monitors that were working. So you're actually helping me by smashing | |
| Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds | |
| Have I lied to you | |
