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'Confession'Liz (L) or Leslie (K)?*
In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
I saw the show about following your fear, and it inspired me to wear shorts to work. It didn't go great.
I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
A guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said, 'Don't eat anything. Rebecca's coming.' And then he broke up with me.
I'm wearing a new, um, bra and it closes in the front and it popped open and it threw me off.
I went to a really boring movie with a guy and while I was asleep he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth.
Can't make a good soup, can't do a handstand in a pool. Can't spell the word lieutenant. There are a lot of can'ts in my life right now.
I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college.
There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends that I'm voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain.
It took me four years to find the right hair dresser and we still fight all the time!
I guess when my life is incomplete I wanna shoot someone.
I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.
And now I am heading home for a nooner—which is what I like to call having pancakes for lunch.
Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired.
Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a country steaks all you can eat buffet and I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp.
I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away.
One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together.
I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.
One time I rode in a sidecar on a guy's motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
One time at summer camp, I kissed a girl on a dare, but then she drowned.
'Confession'Liz (L) or Leslie (K)?*
One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti.
I'm gonna be direct and honest with you, I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again.
I have had three doughnuts so far today.
I’ve read five biographies of Eleanor Roosevelt.
A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin.
I took one of those “Which Gossip Girl are you?” quizzes, and it said I was the dad’s guitar.
I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting.
The thing about youth culture is… I don't understand it.
I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom.
One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.
When I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and I would sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat.
Once, I had a sex dream about Nate Berkus, but halfway through, he turned into Dr. Oz.
I was going to take this class called Cooking for One, but the teacher killed himself.
I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality.
One time when I was in high school, a guy's mom called me and broke up with me for him.
I'm good at tolerating pain, I'm bad at math, and I'm stupid.
I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and the guy said he wasn't 'feeling it,' so he left and I waited for an ambulance.
I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie.
Once I went out with a guy who wore 3-D glasses the entire evening.

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