Television Quiz / The Confessions of Liz and Leslie

Random Television or This or That Quiz

Who made these 'confessions'- Liz Lemon or Leslie Knope?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

Forced OrderWrong Answers
Score 0/44 Timer 10:00
'Confession'Liz (L) or Leslie (K)?*
I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.
A guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said, 'Don't eat anything. Rebecca's coming.' And then he broke up with me.
I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and the guy said he wasn't 'feeling it,' so he left and I waited for an ambulance.
The thing about youth culture is… I don't understand it.
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
I went to a really boring movie with a guy and while I was asleep he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth.
I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting.
One time I rode in a sidecar on a guy's motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs.
I'm gonna be direct and honest with you, I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality.
I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.
Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired.
I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
It took me four years to find the right hair dresser and we still fight all the time!
In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
Once I went out with a guy who wore 3-D glasses the entire evening.
When I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and I would sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat.
Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a country steaks all you can eat buffet and I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp.
I have had three doughnuts so far today.
I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie.
And now I am heading home for a nooner—which is what I like to call having pancakes for lunch.
One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti.
'Confession'Liz (L) or Leslie (K)?*
I'm wearing a new, um, bra and it closes in the front and it popped open and it threw me off.
I was going to take this class called Cooking for One, but the teacher killed himself.
Once, I had a sex dream about Nate Berkus, but halfway through, he turned into Dr. Oz.
One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together.
I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.
Can't make a good soup, can't do a handstand in a pool. Can't spell the word lieutenant. There are a lot of can'ts in my life right now.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
I'm good at tolerating pain, I'm bad at math, and I'm stupid.
I took one of those “Which Gossip Girl are you?” quizzes, and it said I was the dad’s guitar.
I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college.
One time when I was in high school, a guy's mom called me and broke up with me for him.
One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.
One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again.
One time at summer camp, I kissed a girl on a dare, but then she drowned.
I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away.
I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom.
I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends that I'm voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain.
I saw the show about following your fear, and it inspired me to wear shorts to work. It didn't go great.
I’ve read five biographies of Eleanor Roosevelt.
I guess when my life is incomplete I wanna shoot someone.
A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin.

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Join for Free
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments


Top Quizzes Today

Score Distribution

Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.

Report this User

Report this user for behavior that violates our Community Guidelines.