Hint | Answer |
I was sitting on my couch, eating my penis. I mean pea's, wow that was weird! | |
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. | |
We showered, we got naked, we scah dah dah doo da loo doo doo doo doo | |
Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant. | |
Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper-part of the toilet... he calls it an 'upper decker.' | |
Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies. | |
Yeah! I mean I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat but I'm out of vacation days. And this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity. I mean somebody has a kid, oh su | |
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them | |
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow. | |
If my parents see this, I am toast. | |
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You're too charactery to be a lead, and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor. | |
Didn't you get the memo? It's stairmageddon. | |
I've been working here 12 weeks. That's a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we've seen. | |
Really Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughter house and a rendering plant? Uhhh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses. | |
Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete? because we all know that's the guy Erin's flirting with. | |
You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy but he's basically Gumby with hair. | |
Yeah, Kevin asked me out. I was kinda feeling good about reentering the dating pool, but then Kevin asked me out. Thought I might trade up to a new level of man. Then Kevin asked m | |
Smile if you love men's prostates. | |
I'm going to find you someone better and rich...and Filipino. | |
Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk. | |
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