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I am so cool, I can hit the jukebox with my fist and have it play any song I want.
Even though I'm a superstar, Kermy had the nerve to break up with moi!
I may be a mobster, but the visits to my shrink help me deal with my depression and panic attacks.
I'm a hugely successful TV journalist who was criticized by the Vice President of the US when I became a single mother.
I wrote 'Smelly Cat' and carried my brother's triplets as a surrogate mother.
My husband may call me a dingbat, but I am the heart of my family.
I'm listening. (And I sound suspiciously like Sideshow Bob.)
What you call love was invented by guys like me … to sell nylons.
Who shot me? That question kept America riveted all summer, and made me a household name.
I am the snobbish and aggressive proprietor of a hotel in Torquay.
I'm a no-nonsense cop who wants just the facts, ma'am.
I was a calming influence on my hot-tempered husband, whose dry-cleaning business allowed us to move on up from Queens to Manhattan.
Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a woman... always remains a woman.
I was planning to leave my husband, but changed my mind at the last minute and boarded Oceanic Flight 815. Now I'm stuck on an island.
Woof!
I took the fall for my ex-husband, who built his hip-hop empire with drug money.
I've died more than any other TV character ever. You bastards!
Because he has a higher rank, Frank Burns was furious when I was named head surgeon.
I got drunk during rehearsals for a commercial for Vitameatavegamin.
My boss hates spunk, but I have lots of it, even after working with Ted Baxter for 7 seasons.
I run a junkyard with my son and butt heads with Aunt Esther.
I am the grounded one in my professional partnership, even though we investigate some very strange phenomena.
I am legen (wait for it) dary!
It's not easy balancing being the Chosen One with high school and all the other problems that teens face.
