This colorless liquor tastes sweet Like licorice that you can't eat They make it in Spain Which'll make you exclaim ¡Me gusta! to tipplers you meet
If you like distillation of wine Then pour this stuff into your stein Same name (how bizarre) As an R&B star Who's (like the drink) so very fine
This stuff will put hair on your chest Try a shot, you'll be impressed And make sure you order From south of the border The worm is the part you'll like best
Martinis have this and vermouth Snoop drinks it with juice, that's the truth A playing card game And this drink share a name Don't confuse the two if you're a youth
The Russians are known for this liquor It says 80 proof on the sticker Which means that it's strong So don't drink too long Cuz then your whole brain starts to flicker
This drink can sure pack some power Lemon, sugar, and this make a 'sour' A good kind is 'Scotch' Drink a bottle and watch As your whole day turns into an hour
Mixing with beer will make grog You can bake with it (says my Ma's blog) Made from molasses Drinking nine glasses Will turn your night into a fog
An almond-based drink, it's no joke Some people, they mix it with Coke It goes down so smooth Your heart will be soothed You'll love it so much, you'll go broke
Not sure why they make this drink cuz It's the worst taste that there ever was If there's no other stuff And you drink it enough You'll eventually get a small buzz
This tasteless brew from your flagon Can snuff out the flame of a dragon I'm on the 12 steps So I drink this and Schweppes Good God, I want back off that wagon
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Limerick_Man
Quiz Updated Dec 16, 2016
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