Quote | Ben (B) or Ralph (R)? |
'Clouds are God's sneezes.' | |
'Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I was invited.' | |
'So if there were a container of contaminated urine, and someone comes up to a lab worker. He knows he’s got the urine. ‘How would you like to have a million dollars'?' | |
'Fireworks make my ears yell.' | |
'I think most people when they finish an AP History course, they’d be ready to go sign up for ISIS.' | |
'I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate on the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.' | |
'You know, we live in a Gestapo age, people don’t realize it.' | |
'Tomorrow we find out what five minus three is.' | |
'Hello! I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm gonna take out your liver bones!' | |
'A lot of people who go into prison straight, and when they come out they’re gay.' | |
'The Roman Empire was very, very much like us.' | |
'In 50 years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.' | |
'Joseph built the pyramids to store grain.' | |
'America is like a cruise ship that is about to go off of Niagara Falls with tremendous carnage and death.' | |
'Do alligators alligate?' | |
'I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America.' | |
“Why did evolution divert in so many directions?... Why isn’t everything a human — a superior human?” | |
'Clouds are God's sneezes.' | |
'Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I was invited.' | |
'So if there were a container of contaminated urine, and someone comes up to a lab worker. He knows he’s got the urine. ‘How would you like to have a million dollars'?' | |
'Fireworks make my ears yell.' | |
'I think most people when they finish an AP History course, they’d be ready to go sign up for ISIS.' | |
'I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate on the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.' | |
'You know, we live in a Gestapo age, people don’t realize it.' | |
'Tomorrow we find out what five minus three is.' | |
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