Just For Fun Quiz / Ben Carson or Ralph Wiggum?

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Can you tell whether each quote was uttered by Dr. Ben Carson or Ralph Wiggum from 'The Simpsons'?

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QuoteBen (B) or Ralph (R)?Source
'Hello! I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm gonna take out your liver bones!'
'A lot of people who go into prison straight, and when they come out they’re gay.'
'The Roman Empire was very, very much like us.'
'In 50 years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.'
'Joseph built the pyramids to store grain.'
'America is like a cruise ship that is about to go off of Niagara Falls with tremendous carnage and death.'
'Do alligators alligate?'
'I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America.'
“Why did evolution divert in so many directions?... Why isn’t everything a human — a superior human?”
QuoteBen (B) or Ralph (R)?Source
'Clouds are God's sneezes.'
'Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I was invited.'
'So if there were a container of contaminated urine, and someone comes up to a lab worker. He knows he’s got the urine. ‘How would you like to have a million dollars'?'
'Fireworks make my ears yell.'
'I think most people when they finish an AP History course, they’d be ready to go sign up for ISIS.'
'I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate on the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.'
'You know, we live in a Gestapo age, people don’t realize it.'
'Tomorrow we find out what five minus three is.'

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