You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
If he dies.. he dies.
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
The old man said I could take any rug in the house.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Put... the bunny... back... in the box.
I have got to get me one of these!
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.
You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... for tonight, we dine in hell!
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope.
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..all right, we'll get one more.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora.
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice.
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over.
Sanka... you dead?
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
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