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I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants
Sanka... you dead?
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel kinda weird having to ask you twice
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fu*king gun
'Mein Führer! I can walk!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's move.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fu*king bastard
Dodge this.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I got her number. How do you like them apples?
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Are you not entertained?
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
We can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
You don't get it, do you? This isn't 'good cop, bad cop.' This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
Well, in the words of Porky Pig, 'Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou.
If He Dies.. He Dies
I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big di*k and I say when we roll.
I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
An old man dies. A young woman lives....fair trade.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?
I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won't know whether to sh*t or wind her wristwatch
Ten oughta do it, don't you think? ...You think we need one more?..You think we need one more..All right, we'll get one more..
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it?
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fu*ked.
Time to nut up or shut up!
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em..... Mama!
It's been emotional
Get away from her, you bitch!
I just sharted....I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out
Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Of Course I'm Home. I'm Always Home. I'm Uncool.
There never was much hope...just a fool's hope
Ma! The meatloaf! Fu*k!
It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again..... Ever.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody!
I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.
You remind me of my father..... I HATED my father!
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
I said he'll flip you...Flip you. Flip ya for real
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
I fart in your general direction.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family
If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over
I'm a stallion, baby!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Carpe diem, seize the day boys
Show Me the Money!
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
You are not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora
She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter.'
I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go
Vanity... definitely my favorite sin.
That's A Spicy Meatball!
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Put... the bunny... back... in the box
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
I don't care if he's Muhammad 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
I want you to hit me.. as hard as you can.
They're filming midgets!
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them aswel
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu*ker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters...That was a pretty good day
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I drink your milkshake!
You stand your ground and fight!
It's like looking in a mirror...only....not.
You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you
You best start believing in ghost stories..You're in one
I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
I was 27 years old the first time I died.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
King Kong ain't got sh*t on me
I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more.......GAME OVER!
I see dead people
How 'bout no... you crazy Dutch bastard?
Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
You think I'm fu*king around here? Mark it zero!
I have got to get me one of these!
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
I'm going to give you the choice... I never had
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fu*k the lemons,' and bail.
Attica! Attica!
I'm going to count to three... there will not be a four
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Give these people air!
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch.
I wish I knew how to quit you.

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