| Quote | Episode |
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| 'I don't like mysteries. They give me a bellyache and I got a beauty right now.' | |
| 'Go to your quarters or I'll pick you up and carry you there.' | |
| 'You fools! Soon I'll squash you like insects!' | |
| 'Sorry – neither!' | |
| 'Yeoman, I owe you an explanation...The transporter malfunctioned, divided me, created a duplicate...' | |
| 'Are you wearing some unusual kind of perfume, or something radioactive, my dear?' | |
| 'Mind your own business Mr. Spock. I'm sick of your half breed interference, do you hear?!' | |
| 'Bonk! Bonk! On the head!' | |
| 'It's hard to believe that a man could die of loneliness.' | |
| 'This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I.' | |
| 'Captain – Jim, please! Don't stop me – don't let him stop me.' | |
| 'Captain Pike has an illusion, and you have reality; may you find your way as pleasant.' | |
| 'Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a woman always remains a woman.' | |
| 'In a different reality, I could have called you friend.' | |
| 'Hey there Jimmy boy! I'm waitin for ya!' | |
| 'Strange. Step by step, I’ve made the correct and logical decisions, and yet two men have died.' | |
| 'Stop that nonsense at once! Or you'll not be permitted to make any more planets!' | |
| 'He knows, Doctor – he has reasoned it out!' | |
| 'I never did believe in little green men.' | |
| 'All of my old friends look like doctors – all of his... look like you.' | |
| 'Festival! | |
| 'It would be interesting, Captain, to return to that world in a hundred years, and learn what crop had sprung from the seed you planted today.' | |
| 'Sir, there's a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.' | |
| 'What can you expect from a simpering, devil-eared freak, whose father was a computer and whose mother was an encyclopedia?' | |
| 'I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!' | |
| 'Coming from an Organian, yours is practically an act of rebellion.' | |
| 'Trapped forever with a raging madman at your throat until time itself came to a stop.' | |
| | Quote | Episode |
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| 'I am endeavoring, ma'am, to create a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives ... and bearskins.' | |
| 'You were so worried about his Vulcan eyes you forgot about his Vulcan ears.' | |
| 'Art thee Vulcan or art thee human?' | |
| 'He is much like Pan, and Pan always bored me.' | |
| 'Faulty! Faulty! Must sterilize! – STER-I-LIZE!' | |
| 'One man cannot summon the future.' | |
| 'The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow.' | |
| 'Captain, you're getting dangerously close to the planet killer.' | |
| If we weren't missing two officers and a third one dead I'd say someone was playing an elaborate trick-or-treat on us.' | |
| 'Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.' | |
| 'You are the Companion, he is the man; you are two different things.' | |
| 'At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do.' | |
| 'I'm a doctor, not an escalator!' | |
| 'Give us some more blood, Chekov. The needle won't hurt, Chekov. Take off your shirt, Chekov.' | |
| 'I'll bet he [Spock] left a bad taste in the creature's mouth too.' | |
| 'Red Jack!' | |
| 'Well the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant – which appears to be quite a time-saver!' | |
| 'I'll wager 200 Quatloos! on the newcomer! | |
| 'The name of the game is called Fizzbin.' | |
| 'Tell Dr. McCoy he should have wished me luck.' | |
| 'A hundred... serpents. Serpents, for the Garden of Eden. We're very tired, Mr. Scott; beam us up home.' | |
| 'One day our minds became so powerful, we dared think of ourselves as gods.' | |
| 'You mean the Führer is an alien?' | |
| 'It's... uh.... it's green.' | |
| 'Only the eyes of a chief may see the E Plebmnista!' | |
| Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.' | |
| 'You bring this network's ratings down and we'll do a special on you!' | |
| | Quote | Episode |
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| 'That, Miss Lincoln, is simply my cat.' | |
| ''Brain' and 'Brain' and what is 'Brain!'' | |
| 'Romulan women are not like Vulcan females.' | |
| I am Kirok!' | |
| 'Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go.' | |
| 'My compliments to you. And to your dressmaker.' | |
| 'The bullets are unreal. Without body. They are illusions only. Shadows without substance.' | |
| 'Only a fool fights in a burning house.' | |
| 'Years ago, I climbed the mountains, even though it was forbidden.' | |
| 'It's gone. The Defiant just wanished.' | |
| 'I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum./We're spacemen marching to and from.' | |
| 'Mr. Spock has remained in accelerated time so that he might effect repairs to the ship more rapidly.' | |
| 'I would say that she was a pearl of great price.' | |
| 'We have granted your crew the permission not to kneel in our presence. What else do you want?' | |
| 'Queen to queen's level three.' | |
| 'You've combed the galaxy and all you've come up with is mono-colored trash, bleeding hearts and do-gooders. You're dead, you half-white.' | |
| 'As crowded as my planet is, I could wish for it to hold one more person.' | |
| 'I am for you... I am for you...' | |
| 'Mira has tried to tell me all along that she was seeing things in advance.' | |
| 'You wanted a perfect, ultimate woman; as brilliant – as immortal – as yourself. Your mate for all time.' | |
| 'Herbert!' | |
| 'But an idea can't be seen or felt. And that's what's kept the Troglytes in the mines all these centuries-- a mistaken idea.' | |
| 'But I was commander in chief during the four bloodiest years of my country's history.' | |
| 'I'm behaving disgracefully. I have eaten animal flesh and I've enjoyed it. What is wrong with me?' | |
| 'Ohh! I've lost to the captain. I've lost to James Kirk! I want you dead! I want you dead! I want you dead!' | |
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