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'You know who I love the most? You!'
'You both said the right name. And nobody was drunk. And nobody was gay.'
'I gotta say after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees.'
'If she wants to go out there kissing guys she barely knows then so will I...'
'I have sex with dinosaurs?'
'You have to imagine me in a kilt' 'I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks'
'Did you bring protection?'
'One final push, ready? 1, 2, 3! Keep pushing!' 'Are you okay?'
Gunther, six glasses!' 'Seriously, you want me to join you?' 'I thought Joey was here, five is good!'
'I didn't propose. Unless... did I?'
'Is there any chance you would take me back?' 'Maybe'
'It doesn't count.' 'It does so count!'
'Seriously, breathe louder, Ross, that's great!'
'You could drink the fat...'
'Ross, drugs. Divorced, again?'
'Mrs. Altman was the kind of women you could tell used to be pretty.'
'Gleeba, gleeba, gleeba, ah! Here it is! The fleshy spore-bearing, inner-mass of a certain fungi.'
'You're over me?'
'Ahhhh, here's that macadamia nut!'
'Last year, Elizabeth, now, this kid? What is it? Am I giving out some kind of a sexy professor vibe?'
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