Movies Quiz / Misinterpreted Dialogue

Random Movies or Movie Quotes Quiz

Can you name the movie from the snippet of misinterpreted dialogue?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

Challenge
Share
Tweet
Embed
Score 0/26 Timer 10:00
DialogueMovie
ROLAND: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do.
RUFUS T. FIREFLY: Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate baking soda and a half a glass of water.
TAGGART: Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said... [smack] OW!
LYLE: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said 'ow.' Gotcha!
RUMACK: This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
ELAINE: A hospital? What is it?
RUMACK: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
IAN FAITH: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist. NIGEL TUFNEL: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?
MRS. WILBERFORCE: It's only General Gordon. He belonged to my late husband. I had four.
PROFESSOR MARCUS: Husbands?
MRS. WILBERFORCE: No, parrots.
STU PRICE: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring!
ALAN GARNER: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
LAZARUS: We trained actors, m***! Time to man up. And I ain't gonna sugarcoat. Some of us might not even make it back.
PORTNOY: What do you mean? Like, not on the same flight?
RIZZO THE RAT: What's this supposed to be?
PETE: Is grits! Grits! Hominy grits!
RIZZO THE RAT: How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself.
MR. TWEEDY: Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!
MRS. TWEEDY: Finally, something we agree on.
INSPECTOR MILO PERRIER: ...and a cup of hot chocolate for me, n'est ce pa?
JAMESIR BENSONMUM: I don't think we have any Nespa, sir. Just Hershey's.
ED ROONEY: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
GRACE: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody.
JOE: What are you gonna do on your honeymoon?
JERRY: We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera but I kinda lean towards Niagara Falls.
C. K. DEXTER HAVEN: Can you use a typewriter?
LIZ IMBRIE: No, thanks. I have one at home.
DialogueMovie
DAVID HUXLEY: [finding a leopard] Susan, you have to get out of this apartment!
SUSAN VANCE: I can't, I have a lease.
JAY: Whew! Very interesting. She got a whole 'queen of the undead' thing going on...
KAY: What about the body?
JAY: Great body...
KAY: The DEAD body.
MARTY MCFLY: This is heavy.
DR. EMMETT BROWN: Weight has nothing to do with it.
LLOYD CHRISTMAS: What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?
HARRY DUNNE: No, it was a girl.
SANDY: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
CARL SPACKLER: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
COLONEL MUSTARD: You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?
MISS SCARLET: Sure, I'll eat anything.
THE DUDE: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
DONNY: I am the walrus.
JOYCE COOPER: Fascist!
NICHOLAS ANGEL: I beg your pardon?
JOYCE COOPER: [doing a crossword puzzle] System of government categorized by extreme dictatorship. Seven across.
[discussing Marlowe's death in a tavern]
NED ALLEYN: A quarrel about the bill.
PHILIP HENSLOWE: The bill! Ah, vanity, vanity!
KING OF SWAMP CASTLE: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
GUARD #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
ELAINE HARPER: [impatient to leave for honeymoon] But, darling - Niagara Falls.
MORTIMER BREWSTER: It does? Well, let it.
LT. COMMANDER BLOCK: [greeting the arriving Admiral] Admiral Benson!
ADMIRAL BENSON: Really? That's my name too.
HOBART: Sir, there are charity people here to see you.
NAVIN R. JOHNSON: What? Send them away. There are plenty of people more deserving than me!

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Sign Up with Email
OR
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments

Extras

Top Quizzes Today


Score Distribution

Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.