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IAN FAITH: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist. NIGEL TUFNEL: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? | |
KING OF SWAMP CASTLE: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. GUARD #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him. | |
JOE: What are you gonna do on your honeymoon? JERRY: We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera but I kinda lean towards Niagara Falls. | |
MARTY MCFLY: This is heavy. DR. EMMETT BROWN: Weight has nothing to do with it. | |
RIZZO THE RAT: What's this supposed to be? PETE: Is grits! Grits! Hominy grits! RIZZO THE RAT: How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself. | |
[discussing Marlowe's death in a tavern] NED ALLEYN: A quarrel about the bill. PHILIP HENSLOWE: The bill! Ah, vanity, vanity! | |
MRS. WILBERFORCE: It's only General Gordon. He belonged to my late husband. I had four. PROFESSOR MARCUS: Husbands? MRS. WILBERFORCE: No, parrots. | |
MR. TWEEDY: Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting! MRS. TWEEDY: Finally, something we agree on. | |
C. K. DEXTER HAVEN: Can you use a typewriter? LIZ IMBRIE: No, thanks. I have one at home. | |
ED ROONEY: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him. GRACE: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody. | |
RUMACK: This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. ELAINE: A hospital? What is it? RUMACK: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. | |
DAVID HUXLEY: [finding a leopard] Susan, you have to get out of this apartment! SUSAN VANCE: I can't, I have a lease. | |
SANDY: I want you to kill every gopher on the course! CARL SPACKLER: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key. | |
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THE DUDE: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... DONNY: I am the walrus. | |
JAY: Whew! Very interesting. She got a whole 'queen of the undead' thing going on... KAY: What about the body? JAY: Great body... KAY: The DEAD body. | |
COLONEL MUSTARD: You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? MISS SCARLET: Sure, I'll eat anything. | |
LLOYD CHRISTMAS: What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart? HARRY DUNNE: No, it was a girl. | |
STU PRICE: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! ALAN GARNER: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. | |
INSPECTOR MILO PERRIER: ...and a cup of hot chocolate for me, n'est ce pa? JAMESIR BENSONMUM: I don't think we have any Nespa, sir. Just Hershey's. | |
LT. COMMANDER BLOCK: [greeting the arriving Admiral] Admiral Benson! ADMIRAL BENSON: Really? That's my name too. | |
ROLAND: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do. RUFUS T. FIREFLY: Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate baking soda and a half a glass of water. | |
TAGGART: Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said... [smack] OW! LYLE: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said 'ow.' Gotcha! | |
JOYCE COOPER: Fascist! NICHOLAS ANGEL: I beg your pardon? JOYCE COOPER: [doing a crossword puzzle] System of government categorized by extreme dictatorship. Seven across. | |
ELAINE HARPER: [impatient to leave for honeymoon] But, darling - Niagara Falls. MORTIMER BREWSTER: It does? Well, let it. | |
LAZARUS: We trained actors, m***! Time to man up. And I ain't gonna sugarcoat. Some of us might not even make it back. PORTNOY: What do you mean? Like, not on the same flight? | |
HOBART: Sir, there are charity people here to see you. NAVIN R. JOHNSON: What? Send them away. There are plenty of people more deserving than me! | |
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