Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cos I don't.
This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Arthur Philip Deodat? You're a no-good dumbo nothing. I thought you should know that before you went.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.
Did you ever go to a place...I think it was called Norway? Pity, that was one of mine. Won an award, you know. Lovely crinkly edges.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
And you'll never walk alone...Impact minus five seconds, it's been great knowing you guys.
Very well, I'll just nip off and shoot myself. Don't worry, sir, I'll be very humane.
I always know I'm in for a tough time when my cello teacher looks me up and down and says, 'Ah yes, my dear, I think a little Tchaikovsky today.'
I finally realized the world had gone mad and built the Asylum to put it in, poor thing, and hoped it would get better.
It is folly to say you know what is happening to other people. Only they know if they exist. They have their own Universes of their eyes and ears.
I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
Where do I *fit*?
Shove off, would you, there's a good chap. I'm trying to have a relaxing bath.
We have normality, I repeat we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
All I can do in my ... particle state, you see, is encourage and suggest. Encourage and suggest. And suggest...
I checked it very thoroughly, and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is.
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Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming toward me very fast? Very, very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide-sounding name like...ow...ound...round...ground!
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Er...hello. Er, look, I'm sorry I'm a bit late. I've had the most ghastly time, all sorts of things cropping up at the last moment.
Stupid? Why's it stupid? Why's it stupid to say it rains all the time if it rains all the time?
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