Survivor Trivia #2: 42 Quotes from Survivors!

Which Survivors said these following quotes?

QuotePersonExtra Info
'I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey bar.'
'There is no compassion towards me here. I have to have compassion towards myself.'
'I need someone who can pee on my hand!'
'I seem to be, like sort of marooned in a land of like, flight attendants and Sunday School teachers.'
(After peeing in the pool): 'The water's so dirty anyway, look at it! I mean, doesn't everybody pee in the pool?!'
'I don't know how I necessarily became the junior deputy firewood bitch.'
'He's a Jew and he won't eat the ham!'
'Being a 54 year old man, I have the advantage of not having testosterone overload... ...I can admit to a mistake.'
'I am going to use my blazing speed to win the hell out of this game.'
'You question a woman's character, you question a woman's ability, she'll snap your neck!'
Probst: 'There's one line on there that might have been a bit hard to hear.'
'We can't get a female alliance together, because [?] sucks.'
'I think of you every second... ...look how far I got, daddy!'
'You are a disgusting, old, hotheaded, chauvinistic, alcoholic bigot, and you need to grow up, before you die alone. LOSER!'
'My prize was that I fell in love in this game. Love at first sight. Her name is...'
“If he doesn’t win, uh, immunity, fat lady’s gonna be singin’, I’ll tell you that much. And I ain’t fat, but I’m gonna be the fat woman, although I’m not fat.”
'Stick to the plan!'
'I'm gonna hide the pickaxe, all the knives, all the machetes... ...I'm gonna hide the spear and all four masks...'
'I'll wear a tiara -- a man tiara. Do they make those?'
'It's got texting, email, phone, web browser... it's got everything... ...I'm communicating with people not on this island.'
QuotePersonExtra Info
'You're crazy! You'll officially go down as the dumbest survivor EVER. In the history of Survivor. Ever.'
'We found our zombies, now we're in.'
'That's not her fault. But they all can probably get her autograph after the show.'
'This island is pretty much full of only two things:'
'I just saw monkey sex! Start to finish!'
'How come we aren't hanging out anymore?' (Said to 2 betrayed alliance members)
'Well, Guillermo Vilas is an Argentine [chess] Grandmaster, and when I was a kid I beat him twice.'
'The guy surprises me. You know, he's fat...but he's good.'
'I mean, come on. Who gets grapes fed to them? The KINGS do!'
Jeff: 'What do you mean, you have no machete?'
[?]: 'It grew legs and walked off.'
'I can climb a coconut tree, too!'
'I can't believe I got blindsided twice by the same people. I feel like a moron.'
'We're not going back to Immun - to Tribal Council!'
“And it’s not even a million bucks, it’s like $600,000 by the time Obama takes it.”
'If this vote tonight goes the way I am expecting it to go... I will be shocked.'
'Promises are like fat women and wicker furniture, easily broken...'
'You won this, right? This was a reward, right? It's not a punishment, or a hazing?'
[?]: 'I hate leaves.'
Tina: 'You're what?'
Tina: 'You said something scared you.'
[?]: 'I said leaves.'
'In the spirit of the Olympics, let the games begin!'
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  • Do you remember who said which quote?
    I've tried to spread the quotes out over 29 seasons - some will have more, some might have none. If a question has multiple lines, name the person who is represented by the [?].

    (Bonus points to whoever figures out the reasoning behind the colour choice :))

    Fun fact: The first and last quotes are from the same season :)
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Last Updated: Feb 16, 2017

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