| Quote | Person |
|---|
| 'I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey bar.' | |
| 'There is no compassion towards me here. I have to have compassion towards myself.' | |
| 'I need someone who can pee on my hand!' | |
| 'I seem to be, like sort of marooned in a land of like, flight attendants and Sunday School teachers.' | |
| (After peeing in the pool): 'The water's so dirty anyway, look at it! I mean, doesn't everybody pee in the pool?!' | |
| 'I don't know how I necessarily became the junior deputy firewood bitch.' | |
| 'YOU BETTER RELAX, BRO!' | |
| 'He's a Jew and he won't eat the ham!' | |
| 'Being a 54 year old man, I have the advantage of not having testosterone overload... ...I can admit to a mistake.' | |
| 'I am going to use my blazing speed to win the hell out of this game.' | |
| 'You question a woman's character, you question a woman's ability, she'll snap your neck!' | |
Probst: 'There's one line on there that might have been a bit hard to hear.'
[?] - 'SEE YOU BACK AT THE CAMP!' | |
| 'We can't get a female alliance together, because [?] sucks.' | |
| 'I think of you every second... ...look how far I got, daddy!' | |
| 'You are a disgusting, old, hotheaded, chauvinistic, alcoholic bigot, and you need to grow up, before you die alone. LOSER!' | |
| 'My prize was that I fell in love in this game. Love at first sight. Her name is...' | |
| “If he doesn’t win, uh, immunity, fat lady’s gonna be singin’, I’ll tell you that much. And I ain’t fat, but I’m gonna be the fat woman, although I’m not fat.” | |
| 'Stick to the plan!' | |
| 'I'm gonna hide the pickaxe, all the knives, all the machetes... ...I'm gonna hide the spear and all four masks...' | |
| 'I'll wear a tiara -- a man tiara. Do they make those?' | |
| 'It's got texting, email, phone, web browser... it's got everything... ...I'm communicating with people not on this island.' | |
| | Quote | Person |
|---|
| 'DAYUM!' | |
| 'You're crazy! You'll officially go down as the dumbest survivor EVER. In the history of Survivor. Ever.' | |
| 'We found our zombies, now we're in.' | |
| 'That's not her fault. But they all can probably get her autograph after the show.' | |
| 'This island is pretty much full of only two things:' | |
| 'I just saw monkey sex! Start to finish!' | |
| 'How come we aren't hanging out anymore?' (Said to 2 betrayed alliance members) | |
| 'Well, Guillermo Vilas is an Argentine [chess] Grandmaster, and when I was a kid I beat him twice.' | |
| 'The guy surprises me. You know, he's fat...but he's good.' | |
| 'I mean, come on. Who gets grapes fed to them? The KINGS do!' | |
Jeff: 'What do you mean, you have no machete?'
[?]: 'It grew legs and walked off.' | |
| 'I can climb a coconut tree, too!' | |
| 'I can't believe I got blindsided twice by the same people. I feel like a moron.' | |
| 'We're not going back to Immun - to Tribal Council!' | |
| “And it’s not even a million bucks, it’s like $600,000 by the time Obama takes it.” | |
| 'If this vote tonight goes the way I am expecting it to go... I will be shocked.' | |
| 'I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!' | |
| 'Promises are like fat women and wicker furniture, easily broken...' | |
| 'You won this, right? This was a reward, right? It's not a punishment, or a hazing?' | |
[?]: 'I hate leaves.'
Tina: 'You're what?'
Tina: 'You said something scared you.'
[?]: 'I said leaves.' | |
| 'In the spirit of the Olympics, let the games begin!' | |
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