Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things!
I have filled out change of name forms for Utahraptor!
Oh man, there were a whole bunch of raccoons hanging around outside my house last night.
Well, I'm perfectly content. Time to mix things up by staying awake for 41 hours!
Yep, it's certain! I can find NO DOWNSIDES with being immortal.
Island Dwarfism is BASICALLY the best form of evolution ever.
I will become rich and famous by becoming the world's best baker.
Dromiceiomimius, I have a great idea for our act: let's put on a play! A Batman play!
Who owes me money? Utahraptor owes me money!
Well, I'm up really early and I'm not going to be able to get back to sleep. Maybe I'll go for an early-morning walk!
The word 'awesome' has been said an awesome amount of times, and sometimes I worry that has diluted it's meaning.
What's up with mainstream music nowadays? If I wanted facile lyrics, I would just write them myself and make sure not to try very hard!
I've decided to stalk a friend! Hah hah, why not? I will be the person they least suspect!
Today is the day I find I'm no longer immersed in pop culture. I used to be SUBMERGED in it, but now I'm not even in the lake!
Who was the dude sitting all alone at the biggest table in a packed restaurant last night, waiting for friends who never came? It was ME!
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