| Reasons Why You Should Date Them | Character Name |
|---|
| Has held precisely the same management position for more than ten years (aside from a few months in 2009); Little kid lover; Surprisingly gifted salesman; Part-time screenwriter. | |
| Extremely ambitious government employee; Would like to become first female President of the USA; Succeeded in filling in the pit. | |
| Bright and committed to animal rights; According to one version of the future, will actually be President one day; Women in her family are uniformly talented and competent. | |
| Ready, willing and able to settle down; Financially stable; Will remember everything about his life up to and including how he meets you. | |
| Genius; Astronaut (somehow...); Inventor of transformation chamber, fully functional life-size robot(s); Lover of cheese. | |
| Brilliant; Will find out exactly what's wrong with you if you fall ill; Occasionally rides a motorcycle. | |
| Bright, experienced educator; Skilled chemist; Cool nickname; Occasionally made of pure awesome. | |
| Friends with people of all colors (including blue, purple, and green); Superhero (in his dreams); Has a very cool dog. | |
| Movie and TV star; Potential future EGOT winner; close relationship with a Spaceman. | |
| Erudite and articulate; Smartest member of his family; Actually managed to win “The Bachelorette.” | |
| Strong progressive ideals; Teargassed at World Trade rally; Veteran of the Peace Corps; Often the voice of reason in her study group; vegetarian. | |
| Strong-willed woman; (New) New York native; Skilled captain and leader with distinctive appearance and hair color. | |
| Oldest son of wealthy family; Gradually (and weirdly) becoming more muscular; Quite the dancer, if you're into Tom Jones. | |
| Stylish; Extremely wealthy and in possession of many valuable artifacts; World traveler; Beautiful hair and side of face. | |
| Dashing, worldly, suave young Hispanic man; Mature and intuitive for his age; fan of romance and dinner jackets; Extremely beautiful mother; Amusing (if exasperating) family. | |
| Sunny demeanor; Optimistic and happy; Beautiful blue eyes. | |
| Tough, independent woman; Knows how to handle a weapon; Among other heroics, delivered a baby at the scene of a car accident. | |
| Enemy of terrorists everywhere; Handles his business in a single day, after which he does very little for extended periods of time he could be spending with you! | |
| Successful sitcom writer; Took in family of Blacks after Hurricane Katrina. | |
| Um. This is hard. Well, he's very funny if you don't have to deal with him? Somehow dates a succession of beautiful women, including one that also dated number 6. | |
