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'You guys, you gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips! Otherwise I'm not eating.'
'Well I was under the impression we were presenting ourselves as bird-MEN which, to me, is infinitely cooler than just sort of... being a bird.'
'Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.'
'By the way you guys, can I just say as a side note, I am loving this can-wine thing, I think it's brilliant.'
'I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.'
'As a man who works very hard to maintain a certain level of physical excellence... I find shortcuts insulting. Now give me a piece of ham now!'
'Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude.'
'Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.'
'Masturbating bums are bad for business.'
'Can I stop you, though? You keep using this word 'jabroni.''s awesome!'
'Who am I supposed to vote for? Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who's gonna blast me in the ass or the Republican who's blasting my ass?'
'See, I've always got an A, B and C strike plan to get us out of any potentially life-threatening situation.'
'If you're in my room, you're always being filmed.'
'Cat in the wall, eh?! Okay, now you're talking my language.'
'I don't appreciate being paraphrased. Now, I choose my words very deliberately.'
'I eat stickers all the time, dude!'
'Fight Milk! The first alcoholic dairy based protein drink for bodyguards!'
'Stay away from my bang-maid!'
'Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping
'I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.'
'I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.'
'Then, I'll just regress, because I feel I made myself perfectly redundant.'
'Speed has everything to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game. Right, buddy?'
'I’m not asking you to do much, just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.'
'I don't blink.'
'Cream always rises to the top. And I’m about to show you the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.'
'Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!'
'Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.'
'Hey Frank, did you hear what I just said? I just turned a frustrating conversation into a joke about you!'
'You can't get groomed, or become a groom, without a bride!'
'I've seen many pigs eat many men -- it was a blood bath.'
'Then they both completed on each other -- I was left out of the finale.'
'You have a bad shoulder, and that's why you could never have a catch with me, right?'
'What’s up bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?'
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