'Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.'
During which Festivus aspect does each person tell the others at the table the ways in which he or she has disappointed him or her in the past year?
'I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!'
What stage must be completed in order for Festivus to end? (Hint: it involves wrestling and pinning the head of the household)
'Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!'
What two-word term is used to describe an unusual occurrence during Festivus, such as people untold about a Festivus dinner arriving to the proper location?
'Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and, uh, we got this bagel place.'
What man resurrects the holiday of Festivus?
'Dr.. Van Nostrand?'
While Christmas has a tree, Festivus has a pole. Of what substance is the pole made?
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