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You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.Krusty Gets Busted
The blues isn't about making yourself feeling better, it's about making other people feel worse.Moaning Lisa
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.Bart the Genius
The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.Some Enchanted Evening
If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas.Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything.Life on the Fast Lane
You made me bleed my own blood.Bart the General
You've caused plenty of industrial accidents and you've always bounced backHomer's Odyssey
Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women.Homer's Night Out
Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.Bart the General
Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off.Life on the Fast Lane
I would never cut off the head of a guy who killed a bear with his own hands.The Telltale Head
The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.Bart the Genius
I support America because people are free to speak their minds without adverse consequences and are free to go to any place of worship they desire.The Crepes of Wrath

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