| Lesser Title | Actual Title | Author |
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| Beelzebub Wears Designer Knock-Offs | |
| To Wound a Thrasher | |
| The Generally Content Girlfriends of Windsor | |
| The Boy Who Might Be Duke | |
| Ten Hundred Yards Along the Beach | |
| In Tepid Phlegm | |
| An Anecdote of One Municipality | |
| Spleen of Duskiness | |
| Twenty Months of Not Seeing Many People | |
| Big-Headedness and Bias | |
| The Cat, The Conjurer, and the Credenza | |
| Bloody Nose on the L-Train | |
| Nobleman of the Gnats | |
| | Lesser Title | Actual Title | Author |
|---|
| Whimper, the Well-Liked Province | |
| Limerick on a Pottery Fragment | |
| The Silent Auction of Item 48 | |
| Maiming of a Telemarketer | |
| The Two Infantrymen | |
| The Raisins of Mild Frustration | |
| Misbehavior and a Slap on the Wrist | |
| The One Minaret | |
| The Middle-Aged Guy and the Lake | |
| Alice's Uneventful Time in Mundanetown | |
| A Hundred Adequate Planets | |
| Miniscule Girls | |
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