I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992.
I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.
Hack the planet!
It's a Unix system. I know this.
You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.
I can hack into the DMV mainframe, I can change VIN numbers. I can change addresses, registrations. I can do a lot of really tricky stuff, okay?
It's a machine, Skroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes. It just runs programs!
My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company.
I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer.
What am I gonna do, broadcast her over the Internet?
You guys created me, I didn't come from anywhere. Before you started messing around with your computer, I didn't even exist. By the way, you did an excellent job. Thank you.
Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop.
For someone the NSA once listed as the most dangerous hacker in America, you sure don't look like much.
You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
Well, Mr. Anderson, we were able to retrieve your test results from the computer and as I suppose you already know, you failed!
Mary, a person with an engineer's mind should be an engineer. You can't be a computer the rest of your life.
I gave it a virus...a computer...virus.
Samir and I are the best programmers they got at that place. You haven't been showing up and you get to keep your job.
Computers are your life, aren't they? Yes. The perfect hiding place.
I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.
Computers rule the world today. And the fellow that can fool the computers, can rule the world himself.
You know, some people they can create with their hands but when you're working with a computer you gotta build something with your mind.
We're going to have to blow up the computer? Blow ROC? Smiling face appears on computer
This is the Mount Everest of hacks.
We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.
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