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'Help! Help! The prince has escaped! I'm sorry, I wish I knew where he was, but I--Oh, there he is.'
'If I don't know where we're going, how do I know what to pack? Will it be hot, will it be cold, will it be wet, will it be dry?'
'I always thought that if things had been different, we'd have been good friends. That's if you hadn't been such an arrogant, pompous dollop-head.'
'Mmmm...chicken is good. Nice broth. What do you know about necromancy?'
'Would you like me to make up the bed, sire, or will you be sleeping on the table again?'
'I have to pee all the time. Ask Arthur. I'm always peeing.'
'I have a head like the inside of a drum and a mouth like a badger's armpit!'
'You mean to tell me it was you who was responsible for the baldness, the flatulence, the boils, and Arthur's donkey ears?'
'It may surprise you, Merlin, but my knowledge of your life is not universal.'
'I've been locked up with Gwaine. For a week.'
'To Gwaine who was slain with a fishing rod. That's the stuff of legends, eh?'
'You're a very angry man. I can see that. Must be hard being so ugly.'
'Put the sword down, Merlin. You look ridiculous.'
'You're a brave man, Merlin. Between battles.'
'Findings? Merlin can't find his own backside most of the time.'
'No, you're right. I can't. Oh, wait a second, I'm the king. So I can.'
'What kind of a damn fool question is that? I am who I am and I am who I was and I am who I will always be!'
'I'm like a swan. Seems like I'm not doing anything, but there's a lot of work going on underneath.'
'I'm a woman.'
'You are magic itself. You cannot lose what you are.'
'I was having a dream about eating a cheese that tasted of apple pie. Anyone else have that dream?'
'I will protect him with my life. You have my promise.'
'Sometimes you've got to do what you think is right, and damn the consequences.'
'I just want you to know that I never stopped loving you.'
'It ends here, Leon. Be it life or death, it ends here.'