'If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.'
'Well, lady, I must say: you're my kind of stupid.'
'Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.'
'I ain't so afraid of losing something that I'm not going to try and have it.'
'Ooh I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.'
'I am a large, semi-muscular man! I can take it!'
'Hey, I've been in a fire-fight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.'
'You got a wife? All I got's that dumbass stick sounds like it's raining. How come you got a wife?'
'We applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.'
'If wishes were horses, then we'd all be eating steak.'
'If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell: a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.'
'Don't let the space-bugs bite!'
'You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we won't. That's not going to happen. We'll freeze to death first.'
'Also, I can kill you with my brain'
'Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.'
''Course, you could't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple...of invites!'
'I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you!'
'You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here!'
'As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back.'
'I brought you some supper. But if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire. One has lepers.'
'Have good sex!'
'She'll turn you in before you can say: 'hey, don't turn me in, lady!''
'Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!'
'Omigod! What can if be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me.'
'Remember that sex we were gonna have ever again?'
'Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.'
'Next time you stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.'
'Okay, I'm lost. And I'm angry. And I'm armed.'
'Wow. Quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.'
'I shaved my beard off for you, devil woman!'
'Dear diary. Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill-folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever!'
'My God, you're like a trained ape! Without the training!'
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