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Who said it?Character name
I'm not so think as you drunk I am
I am Zoltan, King of the Gypsies!
I never thought I would use this term in a negative manner, but you're depraved.
Well, I guess that's a bear we all gotta cross
Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head
I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife
This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D
I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat
Spontaneity has its time and its place
I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids
General, I have not seen this hat, as long as my head has lived.
Buffalo Bagels -
Who said it?Character name
I do one thing at a time, I do it very well, and then I move on
When you're wearing a green tuxedo, you dance where they tell you
(About Frank's surgical skills) I wouldn't let him cut the giblets out of a turkey.
My doctor back home says I gotta' eat lots of greens. I have a deficiency of malnutrition
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely
Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye
A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores
You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the funeral
Oh, go salute yourselves!
Cows are people too!
I've got two kids of my own. I'm a former child myself
(About the Bible) I peeked at the end, Frank. The devil did it.

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