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Can you name the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes for Every Episode?

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Charlie: Well dude, it's not that they like us, it's that they don't like you. You know why? Uhh... because you're an _________!The Gang Gets Racist
Charlie: Oh my God! I will smash your face into a ______. Charlie Wants an Abortion
Charlie: That's ________, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic _______.Underage Drinking: A National Concern
Charlie: I'm cracking _______ of wisdom!Charlie Has Cancer
Dennis: Oh my God, Charlie, I shot you in your _______! I am so sorry!Gun Fever
Mac: Your Grandpa's a __________!The Gang Finds A Dead Guy
Ryan: That's true, but he's a _______, and we hated him.Charlie Got Molested
Charlie: ______________ is what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!Charlie Gets Crippled
Charlie: Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ________The Gang Goes Jihad
Dennis: Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my _________ sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare
Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't ________ your Mom.Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom
Sweet Dee: I will eat your _______, bitch!Hundred Dollar Baby
Frank Reynolds: Hey, what's the ______? The Gang Gives Back
Charlie: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named _______. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for _______? You betcha.The Gang Exploits A Miracle
Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and ________. We have to pretend you're both!The Gang Runs for Office
Liam: You get _________!Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass
Mac: All right! This is the perfect opportunity to prove how ________ we are, and not have to shove anything up our asses!Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad
Dee: (reading) '_____ Baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.'The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby
Frank: Lizard, am I standing in ______?The Gang Gets Invincible
Frank: Tell that _____ it doesn't make sense!Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead
Liam: Start breaking bricks _____ _____! (Two words)The Gang Gets Held Hostage
Dee: Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an _______.The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty McGoo
Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked '________'? You think a _______ lives in there?The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation
Charlie: Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on _______!The Gang Sells Out
Charlie: He wears a big straw hat and he does that move. His eyes go all white and **** and _______ ______ fights him. (Two Words)Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire
Mac: But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and ______ you.Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person
Frank: Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a _________.Mac is a Serial Killer
Charlie: Holy ****, I think he's killing these people! And he's probably ______ them too, dude, and although I think ________ people is very cool, not if we're involved, man!Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender
Dee: He said to the man, he wanted many, many thousands of ______ people from history times.The Gang Gets Whacked (Part 1)
Rickety Cricket: You guys, you gotta make it ______. Hips and nips! Otherwise I'm not eating.The Gang Gets Whacked (Part 2)
Dennis: Goddamnit, ______ ________. You really are the man. (Two Words)Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City
Charlie: Yeah well, you never seen me once wash my _________ either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.The Gang Dances Their Asses Off
Dennis Reynolds: Yup Mac, it's just us now. Just you and me, and a couple of pairs of sour, sweaty ______. Mac & Dennis: Manhunters
Charlie: Because I cut the brakes! _________, bitches! Yeeeeehaaaaw!!!The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis
Charlie: I'll _____ you all over if you flinch again. America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest
Charlie: Am I ________?...Hey guys, if I'm ________, wake me up!Mac's Banging the Waitress
Parole Guy: You're claiming that your father threatened to, quote, ______ the living **** out of you.Mac and Charlie Die (Part 1)
Dennis: Hey, I'm not burning the ______! Mac and Charlie Die (Part 2)
Artemis: Hi! Name's Artemis... I have a bleached ________...Who Pooped the Bed?
Dee: The headline might be 'Most Negative Man in the World Calls Other People White Trash to Make Himself Not Feel So _____.'Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia
Sinbad: Stay back ,man, no, matter of fact unleash the fury. Get his _____! Beat his testicles!Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life
Charlie: I look in the mail, and this whole box is _______ _________! (Two Words)Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Dee: Sorcery?! Your dumb dick partner walked into the bar, said he stole a bunch of guns, and asked if I wanted to shoot a ________ off his head. Of course I did, so here we are.The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell
Charlie:That show is basically about how awesome _______ is!The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition
Dennis: Dude, do you have a _____ right now?!The Nightman Cometh
Dennis: Right; we could smear the walls with their ______ guys. The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis
Charlie: I eat _______ all the time dude!The Gang Hits the Road
Charlie: We live and die by the ______, Dee.The Great Recession
Charlie: My god, there's not enough ______ in the world for her.The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention
Charlie: I'm a full-on-_______.The Waitress Is Getting Married
Dee: I am sure our relationship would be a real '_____ _______. (Two Words)The World Series Defense
Charlie: I don't know, why the hell would you have a bucket of __________, bro?!The Gang Wrestles for the Troops
Charlie: Kitten Mittons! You’ll be _______!Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens
Charlie: Cats do not abide by the laws of _______.Mac and Dennis Break Up
Mac: Yeah, The MAC: Move in After __________.The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Mac: ...what if he smells _______?Mac and Charlie Write a Movie
Frank: I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes. Next year, the IRS will ______ the piss out of him!The Gang Reignites the Rivalry
Charlie: ...Did you **** my ______?A Very Sunny Christmas
Mac: God damnit Dee, where is our ______?!Mac Fights Gay Marriage
Uncle Jack: Hey Mac, do you mind snapping a photo of us for the website? Now, and could you just put your hands over my hands, so they look like my _____?Dennis Gets Divorced
Charlie: (Concerned) What the hell happened down there; some kind of _____ massacre?The Gang Buys a Boat
Mac: What am I a ________?Mac's Big Break
Mac: Stride, stride, _________!Mac and Charlie: White Trash
Charlie: It's not really a _________ ________ type conversation, it's a racist conversation. (Two Words)Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down
Dee: I'm not fat, I'm _________!Who Got Dee Pregnant?
Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce _______ is your resume?The Gang Gets a New Member
Mac: You think he goes home at night and shoots ________ ________into his boyfriend's ***hole? (Two Words) Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth
Charlie: What's your ________ policy?Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats
Charlie: If ________ have taught me anything, it’s that you can easily die, and very quickly, under a bus and by the side of the roadThe Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods
Charlie: If it's a ______ I'm bashing it's brain in.Dee Gives Birth

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