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Can you name the characters who said the following quotes?

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'There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.'
'Hawk, you're shaved, cleaned, dressed! It's revolting.'
'It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings.'
'Let's talk about your camp. And don't play dumb, you're not as good at it as I am.'
'The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted!'
'Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.'
'Monkey muffins!'
'I've gotten 'Thank you' notes from people I said I'd never see again.'
'Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right!'
'Well, I guess that's a bear we all gotta cross.'

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