Movies Quiz / Star Wars Performance Reviews

'Growling can be distracting at times. Other employees find bandolier to be intimidating. Have cautioned employee previously to take collection of Gundark ears home.'

'Whiniest. Employee. Ever. Trusts instincts well. Good future candidate for Academy.'

'Photos of women in metal bikinis are not appropriate in cubicle. Rancor is not an acceptable 'pet' on bring your dog to work day. (Also, it ate Marsha's poodle.)'

'Stealing other employees' snacks and then asking how they grow so tall eating such garbage is not acceptable. Needs to stop levitating items in the break room.'

'Good leadership skills. Public speaking is excellent. Many Bothans died to complete this assessment.'

'Construction project behind schedule. Concerned that nepotism may interfere with loyalty to Emperor.'

Self assessment: 'Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Things are proceeding according to my plan.'

'Takes helmet off without permission. Needs to be more honest with co-workers about role in organization. Should not take other employees' clothing without permission.'

'Best pilot in the Resistance. Sarcasm likely to get employee into trouble. Relationship with droid seems unnatural.'

'Best shot in the galaxy. Plays well with Ewoks. Has demonstrated excellent speeder bike skills.'

'The Force is strong with this one. Makes good use of limited resources. See previous write-up for taking ship without employer's permission.'

'Employee needs to stop yelling across workplace. Climbing on tables to speak to co-workers is not permitted. Should not hoard precious artifacts.'

'Overestimates likelihood of success. Lunch break is not 'our hour of triumph'. Needs to practice evacuation procedure.'

'Organization and leadership are good. Takes advice well from others. Paranoia is not healthy. Bob's attempt to plan an office Christmas party was not a 'trap'.'

'Tends to come out on the wrong side of negotiations. Inappropriately charming with female co-workers. Cubicle mate is not a 'slimy, no good, double crossing swindler.'

'May need anger management class. Clarify whether name change is legal. Burned out helmet shrine is disturbing to co-workers.'

'Informed employee that outside work is not permitted. See, also, previous warning for circulating 'Han Shot First' petitions.'

Reminded employee that previous agreement to allow telecommuting to work did not permit appearing as giant hologram. Approved bonus for on-time completion of Starkiller project.'

'Watch comments to co-workers, workplace is not a 'wretched hive.' Lost Sand People contract because of this employee. This is not the evaluation we were looking for.'

'Employee needs to stop popping into meetings and saying 'I have a bad feeling about this.' Completion of Mynock removal training is noted.'
Evaluator's note: After telling employee he was doing a good job, he smirked and said, 'I know.'

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