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| Thank you for calling _____. Can you hear me now? | |
| Thank you for calling _____. No, Watson will not be going on Wheel of Fortune any time soon. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. For Henry, press 1. For Edsel, press 2. For William Clay, press 3. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. We're really, seriously, quite sorry about Vista | |
| Thank you for calling _____, the choice of 2 1/2 generations ago. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Please iHold and our iTeam will be iWith you in an iMoment. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. No, we can't explain why Goofy wears pants and Pluto doesn't. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Based on your search terms, we already know why you're calling. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Would you like fries with this? | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Thank you for calling _____. Thank you for calling _____. | |
| | Receptionist dialogue | Company |
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| Thank you for calling _____. All of our executives are currently hunting with Mr. Cheney. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. _____ calling! | |
| Thank you for calling _____. You are now free to move about our directory | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Please choose from among these 57 options... | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Bidding on this call ends in 1:47:03. You are currently the high bidder. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. May I connect you to anywhere you want to be? | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Some things are priceless. This call is costing you $4.99 a minute. | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Remember, this oil spill WASN'T our fault | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Have you tried our new Viagra coffee, Viagra ice cream and Viagra cough drops? | |
| Thank you for calling _____. Brown says, you're going to be on hold for a while. | |
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