They met in high school. She tutored him in French. He stole her from Artie Ziff.
He was a towel boy employed by her aunt. She was the daughter of wealthy parents who hate him.
They both attended Hillman College. She was studying to be a lawyer. He was pre-med.
She walked into his bar to wait for her boyfriend. When she discovered he had left her, she took a job as a waitress at the bar.
Her friend Marion introduced them. They got married at the Byram River Beagle Club where he was working as a drummer.
He ran into her on the streets of New York, knocking condoms from her purse. Later he gave her a ride in his limo.
She was a U.S.O. dancer, he was in the Army. He asked her to dance and then broke her toes. She lied about her age and they had to be remarried after she turned 18.
He worked at McMann and Tate, she was a witch. But she didn't tell him and hilarity ensued.
Her parents, Martian farmers, tried to fix her up with a fat man, so she claimed to be dating Fry. They didn't like Fry, so they fixed her up with him instead.
He had a crush on her in high school but didn't tell her until she moved to New York and roomed with his sister.
He moved from Great Britain to Transylvania where she was living with her father. After marriage, they all moved to the U.S. and he worked at a funeral home.
He was studying journalism, but as a side job worked as a delivery man. He delivered a futon to her house and, after repeated suggestions from her, finally asked her out.
In real life she was a Vaudeville performer and he a sax-playing bandleader. Their life turned into a radio show and then moved to television.
She and her friend Betty worked as waitressess. He and his friend Barney worked at the same resort as Bellhops.
They were stationed in the same mobile army surgical hospital in Korea. He was already married.
She moved to California to pursue her acting career. He lived across the hall with his crazy but brilliant roommate.
He was a Starfleet officer. They met on her home planet of Betazoid and later served on the same ship together.
He moved from Kansas to New York to work as a newspaper reporter. She was already the star reporter for the Daily Planet.
She intended to spend a night at a bar with his friend Richie. She met him instead.
He got drunk and accidentally asked her to marry him. She said yes and hasn't forgiven him since.
Hejman
Featured May 22, 2013
